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If this post gets at least 15 Martin Scorsese absolute cinema gifs, then maybe I'll release trailer 1. Maybe.

*a dangerous figure looms in the shadows as his aura radiates throughout the room* Strauss... I can assure you, pal, this game ain't getting delayed. Do you really think, that I'm going to let that happen, son? Do you have any idea who I am, chum? Well let me clue you in, compadre. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? *snickers menacingly* No. I am the one who knocks! So, here's what's gonna happen, November 19 2026 this game releases. Any questions, which I know you won't have, send them to straight to my benefactors. Chop, chop, pal.

— W.W

(not Woodrow Wilson, and certainly not Willy Wonla)