u/slurmpy

Image 1 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
Image 2 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
Image 3 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
Image 4 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
Image 5 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
Image 6 — Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.
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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. James Wood does not care for your MLB debut.

Pictures #1-3: James Wood hitting an inside-the-park grand slam off the glove of Mets left fielder Nicholas Morabito on his MLB debut (May 19, 2026).

Pictures #4-6: James Wood hitting a leadoff home run off of Braves JR Ritchie on his very first pitch in the majors (April 23, 2026).

I sense a pattern. Who will be his next victim come June??

u/slurmpy — 1 day ago

This is such a terrible “feature” that I have absolutely zero interest in whatsoever. Is there a way to disable this on iOS?

u/slurmpy — 23 days ago