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So when she got home, I made her work bag my bed. Now she can't work and has to stay home! GO CRIMEZ!

- Lady Velveeta Macencheeze the calico tabby

Lady Velveeta Macencheeze here. Meowmy did TWO abandons today. She says I can't come to human food stores!

But I got my revenge. The second time she came back, she had a new bag with her. So I stole it while she was eating her dinner!

Lady here. Silly Meowmy shed her outside fur on the floor after being gone for eleventy furevers. So I stole it! Now she can't do another abandon and has to stay home to serve me! GO CRIMEZ!