Facebook Burning Man groups have officially become RV rental hell
I think the Burning Man groups on FB are now approximately 97% RV rental ads. For overpriced 25 year old RVs and camper trailers...
Every scroll is:
“PLAYA READY RV!!!”
“Burning Man Special!”
“Fully equipped luxury desert experience package!”
“Only $17,999 and your dignity!”
“Comes with AC, Starlink, and enough LED lighting to be visible from orbit!”
“Luxury turnkey playa experience for people who fear dust and personal growth!”
Some of these listings sound less like RV rentals and more like elite expedition packages: $18,500 includes generator, AC, prep fee, cleaning fee, deep cleaning fee, playa fee, dust fee, anti-dust fee, and post-playa emotional recovery detailing.
I get why the prices are high, playa dust is basically sentient, but wow the groups are starting to feel like Times Square for RV marketing.
And then buried somewhere between them is an Instagram reel of someone spinning in slow motion wearing LED fur boots while deep house music plays.