Merry Christmas in July to all my fellow landlords. Now go collect your presents!
u/steisandburning — 8 hours ago
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I’ve started color coding my rentoids. White for good tips, yellow for low tips, red for no tips. I even gave the good tippers a special drinking fountain in the lobby.
u/steisandburning — 5 days ago
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When I get like a hundred rental applications and they all include some sob story about their abusive ex boyfriend or fetal alcohol son.
u/steisandburning — 5 days ago
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Get in there, toid. I gotta look my best for tonight’s evictions.
u/steisandburning — 7 days ago
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BREAKING: Former landfacer, Lancelott3 is questioned by the FBI for landphobic activity and falsifying rental income. He won’t be the last. We will find all of you.
u/steisandburning — 16 days ago
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Single mother almost spoiled my appetite talking about “24 hours notice” and “ruined my son’s birthday party”
u/steisandburning — 19 days ago
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“How does it feel knowing all your income comes from someone else’s hard work?”
u/steisandburning — 20 days ago
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That time my tenant told me she was majoring in sociology.
u/steisandburning — 21 days ago
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My bad. I forgot to tell the rentoids in my attic I was testing the fire alarm today.
u/steisandburning — 21 days ago
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Stacy down! My tenant put a pair of faulty shoes in her closet knowing that I like to inspect her things occasionally. Should I sue?
u/steisandburning — 24 days ago
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Keep dreaming, rentoid. Idk wtf an allah is, but I’m raising your rent allaht higher just in case.
u/steisandburning — 27 days ago
Can’t wait to break ground on my new student housing concept.
u/steisandburning — 1 month ago