u/tandoori_tit

Went to my room to get something.

Reached my room and remembered I had to get it from the other room.

Went to the other room.

Forgot what I came there for.

Stood there for 2 minutes trying to remember.

Went back to my room.

Remembered what I needed.

Went back to the other room.

forgot again.

Baad mein yaad aaya.

.....🤡

I'm thinking of joining badminton. Does anyone know the fees at Jilha stadium, morshi road? (Opposite shivaji science College)

Or is there any other place I can join nearby? Suggestions are welcome.

UPDATE: I think the real protagonist of this story was not the couple. It was the guy on the pink scooty.

So while all this windshield-cleaning + relationship drama was happening, there was this third guy on a **pink scooty, no helmet**, standing nearby and staring at everyone like an Ekta Kapoor director waiting for today's episode to unfold.

At first I thought he was just curious.

But bro was "LOCKED IN".

I was already irritated because some guy had turned my windshield into abstract art, so I ignored him.

Signal turned green. Everyone left in different directions.

Except I noticed the pink-scooty guy slowly following the couple.

At that point I thought, "okay… maybe he's their friend?"

Anyway, I parked near CCD later, fixed my hair and secured my handbag.

And guess who I saw?

Pink Scooty!!

Again.

Lurking a little behind the same couple.

The guy was on his bike and the girl was basically trying to whisper-yell him into another dimension while simultaneously trying to snatch his phone.

Now I obviously don't know what was on that phone.

But judging by her expression, bro had either: been caught flirting, been caught deleting evidence of flirting, or discovered that “last seen” is not actually a defence in court, or was visiting shady websites.

And Pink Scooty?

Standing behind them like "CID: Amravati Chapter".

At this point I started wondering if he was actually following them or just subscribed to their relationship drama.

The girl finally managed to grab his phone.

The guy immediately stopped arguing.

That silence told me everything.😭

I didn't stay to find out what happened because I have limits.

But now I have two questions:

WHO IS PINK SCOOTY GUY? WHAT DOES HE KNOW NOW?

And more importantly!!

WHAT WAS ON THAT PHONE?

Irvin Square, please don't disappoint me. I need Episode 3.

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Traffic was horrible, everyone was honking, and a guy started wiping my car's windshield without asking.

Except he somehow made it 10x dirtier. I was already irritated when I noticed the couple on a bike next to me.

She kept saying, “I already know everything.”

He kept saying, “Then why are you asking me?”

Then she looked at him and said:

“Because I wanted to hear you lie to my face.”

BRO.

The signal turned green, they drove away, and I have been thinking about this sentence for the last two hours.

I don't know who she is.

I don't know what he did.

But somewhere in Amravati last night, a man probably had the worst dinner of his life. 💀

What do you think he did?