We know Stuttering John needs a job.
Serious question.
What can he honestly put on a job application and resume of where he
has been working the last 5 years? A lot of places have you apply online so you
need to show you have worked steadily or you don't even get a call back. He
needs a job that won't cut into his drinking time. Also, what should his
response be when they google his name and hundreds of YouTube videos pop up.