HEARTWARMING: Comedian Druski Saddened By News Of Erika Kirk's Jarred Fart Disruption Offers To Provide Free Farts Until She Recovers And Resumes Production

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u/th3rdnutt — 3 days ago

WARNING: Director of Johns Hopkins Department of Rectal Science, Dr. John Hopkins, Points To Erica Kirk To Illustrate Dangers Of Jar Farting

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u/th3rdnutt — 3 days ago

REBRANDING: Erika Kirk Attempts To Mitigate Fart Jar Supply Disruption With Feet Pics. "These dogs are playful," Influencer Says.

u/th3rdnutt — 3 days ago
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I sampled Erika Kirk's "Homestyle" fart in a jar at Whole Foods and it's really not too bad ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Nutty, with a hint of Cabernet Sauvignon. AMA

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u/th3rdnutt — 4 days ago
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Is Trump Fucking America Just Like He Fucked Those Kids On Epstein Island? Researchers Agree

u/th3rdnutt — 6 days ago
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They're letting Brittany Spears out of rehab so she can attend Nelson Mandela's 108th birthday party on July 18

"I'll run him through the mill!", Spears says, "one hundred and eight spankings for the birthday boy."

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u/th3rdnutt — 6 days ago
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BREAKING: Supreme Court Agrees That President Can Have You Killed Any Time He Likes Because LOL What The Fuck Are You Going To Do About It, Sweetie

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u/th3rdnutt — 7 days ago

WARNING: Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr Announces Rule Change For 2028 Olympics Allowing Special Olympics Wrestlers To Compete In Any Sport They Choose "Just For Laughs"

u/th3rdnutt — 8 days ago

BREAKING: Science Unable To Explain Why Sound Generated By Warm Air Expelled From A Human's Top Hole Is Thought To Convey Greater Meaning Than Warm Air Sound Expelled From Bottom Hole

u/th3rdnutt — 8 days ago
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BREAKING: Science Unable To Explain Why Warm Air Expelled From A Human's Top Hole Is Thought To Convey Greater Meaning Than Warm Air Expelled From Bottom Hole

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u/[deleted] — 8 days ago

International Relief Agency Clowns Without Borders Rocked By Sexual Abuse Allegations In Chad Refugee Camps

u/th3rdnutt — 8 days ago
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Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr determines "absolutely no ulterior motive" in SpaceX Abortion Services

"They're the BEST!" Very honest! Very 😎 cool!" Says America's most trusted health officer, as reported by BBC, Fox News, CNN, AP.

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u/th3rdnutt — 8 days ago
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Science discovers that the best way to cool your house during a heat spike is to drop some mentos into a large coke bottle

You should try it, the mentos in the coke bottle create a vortex that lets a cool breeze escape the bottle. And it even gives your house a nice minthy smell.

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u/chat-lu — 8 days ago
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BREAKING: Nelson Mandela Announces Intent To Celebrate 108th Birthday By Drinking 108 Fireball Shots

"Is it doable? Of course it's doable. People forget what I've been through. I don't plan to do this all in one sitting. Probably spread it out over a month or so. Maybe six weeks."

-Nelson Mandela (6/27/2026)

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u/th3rdnutt — 9 days ago
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Nelson Mandela Soon To Turn 108 And Fit As A Fiddle. How Does He Do It?

u/th3rdnutt — 9 days ago

On July 18, Nelson Mandela will turn 108 years old. The elites want you believe this great man is dead. Let's celebrate his birthday 🎉🎂 🎈 in high style!

u/th3rdnutt — 10 days ago