TITLE: "Cucomeuppance" (play on cucumber + comeuppance)

STARRING: Lammy & Mr. Pickels, Lifty & Shifty, Lumpy

FEATURING: Sniffles

APPEARING: Cuddles, Giggles

Cuddles and Giggles are innocently strolling, along with Lammy who has Mr. Pickels in her hand. Lammy baas to the tune of HTF's theme song as she walks along.

A truck with Lifty and Shifty arguing swerves in and hits them. The three are dead, except Mr. Pickels. He turns sentient and gets up, to discover his dearest friend dead. Mr. Pickels is pissed, and when Shifty and Lifty drive away together, he follows them.

Mr. Pickels sneaks up on Sniffles, snatching his glasses. He points the lenses at the sunlight, starting a small fire on the ground. Mr. Pickels grabs a stick and gets the fire onto there, creating a torch.

He sees Lumpy backing out of his parking lot. Mr. Pickels leaps onto his car. Lumpy notices him standing on top of his sunroof. Angered, he pushes the button activating the window wipers, thinking it is for the car's sunroof. Mr. Pickels leaps down, rips the window wiper out, smashes the window with it, and jumps in to stab poor Lumpy to death.

Mr. Pickels, somehow knowing of Shifty and Lifty being kleptomaniacs, looks in the back of Lumpy's car in search of something elusive to distract them. He finds a bag of new, stylish clothes. Mr. Pickels then hops on top of the truck and chucks the bag forward with brute force.

Lifty and Shifty notice the loot and hit the breaks to take it away. While they are busy stealing, Mr. Pickels burns them with his torch, grabs Lumpy's antlers and uses them to beat the hell out of the two, and delivers the final blow by stabbing them to death.

The episode ends with Mr. Pickels heading back to mourn Lammy's death, placing a blanket made of Shifty's skin on top of her, and using Shifty's hat as her pillow.

SURVIVORS: Mr. Pickels, Sniffles

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: where the Ant Family dies?
• Right side: Mr. Pickels dies?

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