Ch 2: Ill-Gotten Goods
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Chapter 2: Ill-Gotten Goods
A metal serving tray hurtled over Gareth’s head, missing him by mere inches. The tray crashed to the ground behind him and sent a large dark brown loaf of bread rolling across the stonework floor.
A tall man with golden blonde hair bore down on him and stabbed a finger hard into his chest. “How dare you even think for one second that you could serve me that burnt brick? It’s hardly fit for the pigs out in the sty!”
The man flung out an imperious hand and another a tray of pastries went skidding across the bench and clattered face down onto the floor.
With a huff, the man clapped the crumbs from his hands and tugged his tunic back into position. He once again looked like the very picture of the nobility he had been born into.
“Now, I expect you to fix this and redo all of this trash in time for supper. With this quality of work I know you don’t have any respect for yourself, but you had better have some respect for me if you know what’s what.
“I am a Knight of the Garden, the Seneschal of this castle, and brother of the Forever King. You will treat me as such, and that means I only eat bread that has been baked properly. Do you understand me, Gareth?”
“Yes.”
The knight glared at him, his foot tapping expectantly.
“Yes, Sir Kae,” Gareth corrected.
“Better,” the knight sneered.
With a snarl for Gareth and a glare for the rest of the cooks, Kae spun on his heels and swept out of the kitchens, making sure to slam the door behind him. The tension in the cookery evaporated the second he left and the other cooks and maids went back to laughing and joking as if nothing had happened.
Gareth wiped the spittle from his face and knelt down to pick up the food left in the stormy knight’s wake.
A portly man with grey curls spilling around his shoulders, knelt down next to Gareth and started helping him pick up the fallen pastries. “Oy, is it just me or is old Kae especially bad today?”
“Aye he’s in a right awful mood today, that’s for sure,” Gareth replied.
“Fine, fine, but that don’t mean he got to take it out on you though. He’s a right ass to everyone but he always goes out of his way to go after you,” Alvin muttered.
“It’s fine. I’m used to being Kae’s practice dummy. The man has always hated me.” Gareth arranged the salvageable pastries onto a tray. They couldn’t serve them to the nobles now, but that meant the cooks could eat them instead. He quietly tucked the ones too ruined to serve into the pocket of his apron where he had already stashed a small block of cheese.
“Thanks for the help, Alvin. Appreciate it.”
The older man got up with a groan. “Don’t mention it, Gar. Shame about that bread though. Now you’d best be starting a new one unless you want old Kae to come after you again.”
Gareth reached under the table and retrieved a second large loaf of bread. It had been baked to perfection with singed ears and a golden, blistered crust. He held it out to Alvin with a grin.
“A little birdie told me Kae would try something like this. I knew he’d come after me today no matter what I did so I just burned that one a little bit to give him something to chase after. ‘Kept this other one as a backup.”
Alvin stared at him slackjawed before a laugh bubbled out of him. “You sneaky goat! Now how’d you think of something like that? Your wife and her old demon look into the future for you?”
Gareth grimaced inwardly at the mention of Vivaine and Myradin. Alvin was his one friend in the castle and the one person who’s never given him any trouble because of his wife’s duties to the wizard, but that didn’t mean he didn’t think the same thing everyone else thought: that he was some cuckold to a demon.
He made himself put those thoughts aside. No point in worrying about what other people thought they knew about him and his wife, he had more important things to worry about today like gathering the rest of the supplies that they’d need for their journey.
“Enough of that, Alvin. Hey listen, can you finish plating my pastries for me? I need to head out for the rest of the day.”
“Are you serious, man? You’re going to just up and leave after Kae nearly decapitated you with a serving platter? What if he comes back with another word for you and you’re not here? I’ll not wake up tomorrow and find you hanging from the castle walls!”
“Calm yourself, man. Nothing like that will happen. Kae hardly ever comes down here in the first place. What are the odds he’ll come down here twice in one day? He’ll probably be too busy yelling at the castle cats for not catching enough mice this week.
“Half the castle is off on some quest, which means there’s half as many mouths to feed and half as much work for us. It’s only just midday and we’re practically done already. You know the other cooks wish I wasn’t here anyways.”
When the older man seemed reluctant, Gareth gave the older man a friendly shove on the shoulder.
“Oh come on, Al! It’s Vivaine’s birthday tomorrow. I just wanted to catch a rabbit so I could make her a stew for supper. Listen, if I manage to catch two, I’ll give you the other one.”
Alvin chewed at his lip. “Hmph fine, fine. Off you go then. Just don’t get caught. Lord knows I don’t want to train another mediocre baker.”
Gareth grinned and rushed over to his things. He unloaded the ruined pastries, the singed loaf of bread, and a half used block of cheese into a sack. He shed his apron and threw that on top to hide them.
The kitchens were built as a separate building from the rest of the castle and stood in a small glade next to the river about a hundred yards from the stables and the practice yard. That made it easier for the cooks to receive store shipments and to retrieve fresh water, all while reducing the risk of any potential fires from spreading from the kitchen into the castle main.
Gareth crossed the green with his satchel thrown over his shoulder and made his way across the practice yard. The crack-crack of dozens of wooden swords clattering against each other rang out over the field. While most of the knights and their older squires had left already, the pages were too young to be taken out on quests and had been left behind to continue their training.
Gareth paused and watched the pages train for a moment. When he was young he’d dreamt of being one of these boys. He wanted to learn to ride a horse and to duel and joust until he mastered every one of the chivalric arts one by one. He wanted to be chosen by the greatest knight in the land to be his squire and ultimately be knighted by him too. He wanted to go on grand adventures slaying monsters and saving damsels until the King recognized his bravery and offered him his place among the Knights of the Garden.
But instead he was put in the kitchens when he turned 8 and hadn’t left in almost thirty years. Apparently having a noble father didn’t automatically make you a noble. It just made you a bastard.
But at least he was a bastard with a quest.
He still couldn’t believe what Vivaine had talked him into. He had hardly ever stepped foot outside of Castle Carelon, let alone ventured halfway across the known world trying to track down Sir Dane. They’d start their journey by heading towards the Great Battlefield at Prenafal. Dane had left with his retinue on horseback so they had little chance of catching up to him before then, but they would have to leave their horses before descending the trunk of the Great Tree.
Vivaine reasoned that Dane and the other knights would be slowed down by having to fend off monsters and demons as they descended Prenafal. That would give them the time they needed to catch up to them. If all went according to the plan, they’d find him before he reached the foul hell known as Anwyn.
Anwyn, home of the Fomoria.
Everyone in Carelon knew the stories. Knights who had come back from fending off their invasions from Prenefal told tale after tale of the demon Fomoria. Stories about how bloodthirsty they are, now they tear you open so they can feast on your souls, how they were once men whose inner demons ate them up inside and out.
He hoped he wouldn’t need to if everything went according to their plan. Almost all of the Knights of the Garden left Carelon these past few days in hopes of completing the King’s Holy Quest. Nobody but the King and his knights know exactly what the quest entails, but he’d heard rumors that they were going down into the foul depths of Anwyn. And if that were the case, all he and Vivaine would have to do would be to let the knights do what they do best, and then follow in their wake after most of the Fomoria were killed. They would still be in danger from any stragglers though.
Shivers ran up Gareth’s spine at the thought of having to face one himself. He tried imagining any one of those pages or squires going up against a demon. He couldn’t. Or he could and it didn’t go the way he wanted it to. They were young but they actually had training in weapons and combat.
He on the other hand was a cook, not a knight or even a page. What chances did he stand?
The ridiculousness of this whole situation made a laugh bubble out from Gareth. All of this trouble, all of this danger, just to save one dog. A dog who snuck out of the kennels to come find him so many times that the kennel master gave up trying to stop him. A dog who stole food from his kitchen every morning and his wife’s shoes every night.
Orfeo, his and Vivaine’s dog.
A few paces ahead of him he spotted a lone practice sword lay discarded in the tall grass. He picked it up and hefted it in his hands. It was lighter than a real sword of course, but it was heavy enough that it could still do some damage. Part of the tip had been broken off so the blade ended in a jagged, splintered point.
Gareth turned back to the path back and hurried back to his hut with his stolen sword and food in hand.
Vivaine and Orfeo were waiting.