

Opinion from the Stavka: Sua Sponte doesn't simply mean "needs a lawsuit" it means stay in your lane.
Sua Sponte "describes an act of authority taken without formal prompting by another party" ChiliMeowerCat is not a party to NEP in the way his lawsuit flowed. His argument was *on behalf of* the Executive - but that falls to the executive to perform the ruling of.
This is generally called the "real party in interest" Which chili is not.
The Court cannot simply go on massive political panhandling efforts whenever they receive a court case. The Court may NOT act sua sponte - also entails not infringing on the acts of other branches of government in sections outside of their purview.
Illiterate user A. cannot demand Illiterate Judge B. Strike down internal memos from the president to their commander because they want to. Not having Sua Sponte precludes the right of the Court to interfere without express harm or involvement of a plaintiff.
ChiliGPT can't just sue to change every ruling in history, and Printler can't use lawsuits with narrow scope to go outside the scope and change prior case law.
Stay in your lanes.
The whole point of not giving the Court Sua Sponte was to prevent these massive and inept overreaching acts by people with bare concepts of the rule of law.
Formal Appeal of Decision: ChilliFarmer101 vs. Democracy of Reddit
ChilliFarmer101 vs. Democracy of Reddit
- This does not clear all powers as unconstitutional, as the court finds the Politburo's primary control over foreign exchange & foreign trade, as established under section of the New Economic Plan, "Mechanisms of the Politburo", clause 4. This is because of the Constitution's Article VII, Clause 7, which states that "Provinces may not have their own foreign policy, excluding trade deals and any special cases approved by the president and legislature." The court interprets this clause as allowing provinces to negotiate their own trade policy, and as such, rule that this clause of the New Economic Plan infringes on the rights of the Provinces & strikes the clauses outlined to be unconstitutional.
"interprets this clause as giving an allowance to the provinces, ergo infringes on the rights of the provinces" illiterate nonsense. You cannot be awarded privileges that restricts your rights - you either have right to something inherently, and therefore the privilege is just a "nice addition" or you didn't have the rights to begin with and the privilege establishes access. Typical Printler garbage.
- The court also finds the New Economic Plan's clause under "Structure of the People's Army", stated here, in The structure, organization, and styling of these forces shall be left up to the Grand Marshall and the commanders to decide with the Grand Marshall having final say. The replacement of the Grand Marshall shall be performed only by the Politburo and must meet the following requirements: unconstitutional, as stated in Article III Clause V, it states that The President may at their convenience and desire assemble for themselves a cabinet and delegate functions to their cabinet. As earlier stated in the New Economic plan that "The PAD shall be organized under one supreme commander of these forces titled The Grand Marshall of The People’s Army," it falls under the President's purview as the chief commander, making the Grand Marshall a cabinet-level position. The first clause in the New Economic Plan contradicts Article III Clause V because it blocks the President from replacing the Grand Marshall, a part of their cabinet. As such, all subclauses under this clause are also struck.
The bill has severance. You can't strike all sub articles because one article contradicts you.
"It falls under the President's purview" - right, which Chilli (Despite routine desires to be) is not the president and cannot express harm. It would fall to the President to contradict this, in which case the President would have the right to say 'this isn't true authority - as my authority supercedes'
Further - chief commander means that they have final say over what happens, not who does it, authority in the military flows through a chain of command and simply being top dog does not define every single part of the command chain.
- The court finds the New Economic Plan's first clause under "Baseline Social Needs and Care" to be unconstitutional. By forcing workers above 65 to retire, it violates Article V Clause I of the constitution, which states "l. All Persons will be free from discrimination on the basis of gender, sex, sexuality, race, ethnicity, religion, social class, or age."
By this incredibly defunct definition of "discrimination" providing pensions to old people but not to 27 years olds would also be discrimination. Typical dipshit level reading comprehension.
- The court also finds New Economic Plan's "Legal Notes & Subsystems" Clause 4 to be unconstitutional. Clause 4, which states "4. NEP shall be passed as a normal bill under normal circumstances, but shall require a 75% national referendum to remove, or may be removed in coordination between Parliament, the Politburo, and the President." is unconstitutional due to Article I Section III Clause 1, which states "Parliament may pass laws via a simple majority of those who have voted within a 48 hour period of the presentation of any list of bills." The Constitution already provides a mechanism through which legal provisions may obtain protection from ordinary legislative amendment, which is constitutional amendment under Article VI, which the New Economic Plan is not listed under, and as such, the New Economic Plan's special protection is unconstitutional.
There is no specific portion of cited text that states passage cannot be different than removal within harpy condor.. Try again Printler.
- The court finds that "Legal Notes & Subsystems", Clause 2 is not unconstitutional under the constitution, but only applies to acts passed prior to the New Economic Plan.
Unreadable word slop.
Requested remedy:
A. Where the fuck is the investigation on Prince's misbehavior u/ViktorChernov that request was sent weeks ago.
B. Formal appeal and removal of changes to NEP.
Bros be like "NOOOO SLAVIC WANTS LITERACY EXAMS FOR LAWYERS" guys - imagine chance was your public defender for tax fraud.
Title
The End to the Reign of Terror Act
The End to the Reign of Terror Act
Sponsors: u/theslavicbattlemage
Section I. Purpose and Intent
This act aims to eliminate the general chaos the subreddit experiences by limiting the political viability of underage and illiterate users.
Section II. Definitions
Provide clear definitions of key terms used throughout the bill.
Example:
- “Child" shall refer to anyone who is under the age of 18 years of age.
- “Illiterate" shall refer to anyone who is incapable of scoring higher than a B1 on a literacy examination.
Section III. Provisions
Subsection 1: Age
No child may hold office within the DoR at the Federal level^(1) No child under the age of 18 shall be allowed to hold office while also failing to have at least a B2 English Proficiency, but shall not be restricted from local elections for this same reason.- No child may be awarded a Bar Certification unless:
- They have scored a B2 or better on English competency
- They are at least 16 years of age
- Children may hold positions within the cabinet or general non-elected positions.
- Children may not ever hold a position as Moderator or have access to Modmail.
- GameMasters taking census data have an obligation to report non-compliance of age limitations.
Subsection 2: Literacy
- No individual may hold office with a lower grade than a B1 in English literacy. Literacy exams should be reviewed and graded by officials within the Politburo - OR separately given by the GameMasters - at their discretion.
- No individual may serve as a lawyer or Justice with worse than a B2 in English literacy.
- Exams may be selected by the Politburo - or relevant testing institutions under the auspices of the Presidency.
Subsection 3: Lawsuits
- No individual may file lawsuits, represent clients, or act as Judge, Lawyer, or Legal Counsel without a certification from the Bar or IJC on legal competency. Both the Bar and IJC must furnish the system of testing and proof of certification to the Politburo for all registered practitioners of Law.
Section IV. Enforcement
Enforcement shall fall to a joint action between, GameMasters and the Executive authorities responsible for checking these delicate matters. It is of great importance that ages remain a private matter for each individual, and the sharing of details garnered during testing should be kept confidential unless a breach of the rules is observed.
Section V. Implementation and Oversight
This bill shall take immediate effect upon ratification and signature by the President.
Oversight shall be handled by Moderators, the Politburo, or whomever within the executive the President tasks with oversight.
Section VI. Amendments and Repeal
This act may be amended or struck down by simple majority.
Section VII. Effective Date
This Act shall take effect immediately upon passage by Parliament and approval by the President.
ADDENDUM 1: Changed rule to be "must be literate"
"it was a silent trip"
What I remember about the rise of The Communist Party is... is how quiet it was. During the early hours of the 9th Presidency, the Internal Affairs 01st Division was discreetly transferred back to Callens. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Callens, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Communist Party Head Quarters. Not a word.
Roleplay: Politburo Shenanigans - EP 04 "Let loose a thousand screaming Harpies"
"I don't know - the name internal affairs isn't great - and a lot of our agents were injured on that last raid..."
[Indecipherable]
"Yes I agree that costs have been high - but replacing agents is also expensive"
[Indecipherable]
"Exactly, what if we arm these people to the teeth. Give em' some talons. Something sharp that makes these guys think 'I don't know about tangling with them' "
[Indecipherable]
"Yes, the rachelgrad arms rifles do have a very 'unique' sound - the troops have been calling them 'screamers' "
[Indecipherable]
"Well- if the Executive is going to pay for it... yes Comrade Woolf, I agree... a rifle in every hand yes..."
[Indecipherable]
"what about... here's the tagline 'let loose a thousand screaming harpies upon our enemies' the news will love it"
[Indecipherable]
"It's not an advertisement for cereal... it isn't supposed to 'sound good to the family voter' it's supposed to scare old rich fucks into not defrauding the government"
[Indecipherable]
"Alright, alright, I'll chat with you at the next meeting... yes... see you"
The Communist Party - Party Platform for July.
Well, this morning has been a busy morning for the folks here at the Politburo. We have a large series of investment plans ready and set for expanding our agenda of full collectivization.
So - let me be clear - we are performing all of the following legislation for this new Period.
This revolution is imperative, the cost of failure could not be higher, and the importance of ensuring a better future - devoid of the current failures of capitalism - is higher than ever.
Therefore we intend to do the following:
Constitutional Overhaul.
The Proletariat Bill of Rights.
A series of legislation expanding and guaranteeing the rights of women.
Reconstruction of Eosara - along with reparations to the original inhabitants of Eosara and Synths.
The transfer of state control over all utilities.
The end of the sale of land, capital, and new enterprise.
Expanding the incentive system for collectivization.
Expanding agrarian capacity throughout all provinces to reduce current low crop diversity.
An ecological bill of rights - to ensure a bright and healthy future for the DoR today and the DoR tomorrow.
Immediate efforts to break away from the broad use of plastics, fossil fuels, and other major ecologically damaging substances in government funding and procurement.
A series of defenses aimed at ensuring the DoR's progress is safe and secure moving forward.
A legitimization and incorporation effort for certain militias to officialize their actions and ensure a system of fair oversight.
We choose to do these things, and the other things, not because they are easy - but because they are hard.
We choose to do the hard work of legislating - because while it requires effort - there is no greater feeling than to enjoy the fruits of our own labor, and labor is entitled to all it creates!
Issued Warrants - Internal Affairs (Financial Crimes Division) - ChanceRange and Stopeatingminecraft
Transparency of Purchase from several days ago: Power Grid
Under Blu's final EO - all government properties and facilities went up for sale between the election and stella's EO ending the sales.
During this period - the Beacon Worker's Union and MARS ltd, moved to purchase the entire existing power grid.
As a result, each citizen of the DoR will receive a check of roughly 18 cR.
This was the only purchase we allowed to run through, but it includes ALL electrical production and transmission etc equipment.
We have halted and will not recognize ANY additional federal purchases - stop asking!
Mechanics: Politburo Shenanigans - EP 03 "Bond, Government Bond"
Hello,
The Politburo is now issuing a total of 10,000,000 cR in BONDS, with a maturation date of 2 years [IRL 2 months] at 4%
Please reach out if you would like to purchase BONDS in DoRia.
Please make sure your request to purchase does not exceed your liquid assets or your yearly income!
Mechanics: Politburo Shenanigans - EP 02 "No Crying in the Casino" (Must Read if you Own or Manage a Business!)
With the establishment of the NEP and Politburo under EepyStella, the following tools are now being rolled out:
Business Registration Form [MANDATORY] - This is to give us an outline of all businesses, get GM sign off, and get them on the WIKI
Treasury Tracker! Check it out! - This is to give us a way to track what we spend. It will show us what the DoR has "at the end" of a fiscal period and we can just add on to the bottom and keep going.
Roleplay: Politburo Shenanigans - EP 01 "smoke break"
"excuse me, uh, Comrade Sachem" The man was in a clean cut black suit, almost too clean, some kind of uniform styling.
Slavic looked at the man from where he was standing in the press briefing room in the Rose Palace, he wasn't the center of attention, not at the podium - but he was fielding questions about NEP with his usual ironic, irritated, and confrontational candor.
"I'm talking to all my favorite people right now, is this urgent?" the sarcasm was clear and not veiled, some of the reporters - used to dealing with Slavic - chuckled, at least he was in a good mood today.
*"*Yes, it is very urgent" The man was now flanked by a well dressed elven woman, black suit, and another man - possibly a synth? - also black suit. 'Three? just for me?'
*"*What's this all about-" Slavic begins walking with them as the elf addresses the small crowd 'Comrade Sachem will be heading out for the day, I can take any message on his behalf - or you can forward calls and questions to his office. Ah! Yes, you go ahead...' her voice fades out as Slavic is ushered out and handed a stack of papers EO-09 005, EO-09 006 "Eee oh, zero nine- what is this?" The agents flag a blacked out sturdy vehicle "You'll be needed at command" the synth says.
"Command!?"
It was a silent trip... having read the papers Slavic knew what was likely to happen. What he was about to do. Did he harbor any doubts? Any final thoughts? Perhaps, but on that car ride not a word was said. Not when he boarded his helicopter, not when he arrived at the People's Army Head Quarters, and not when internal affairs reached out about his new role.
"I'm sure it'll take you a moment to get used to things" Stella's voice was garbled somewhat over the helicopter phone "but there's no one I trust more to run the Politburo"
"This wasn't the plan, Viktor was supposed to run the Politburo not me-" Stella interrupts Slavic, her irritation clear as she speaks "You didn't want to compromise, and you wanted to push NEP, Viktor is busy being the one functional judge in the damn court - I need you to do the job I give you"
Slavic, fumbled around in his coat pocket "Ok, ok I get it, I should, well I guess I should thank you for your confidence anyhow, Comrade st- President" finally finding his cigarette packet, he takes one out "just give me a day or two, I need a smoke break to settle in" Internal Affairs officer Shrew shifts in his seat, while looking out the window.
"Fine, you have one day, no more" Stella clicks the phone and Slavic leans back, cigarette drooping on his lip "Get me Polytopia on the phone would you? I need to organize some things"
(OORP: I have some big work projects I need to settle out this week and I intend to be more active after tomorrow's work day ends. I am greatly enjoying the many fights about NEP we are having and I look forward to returning when my work stress isn't making me crabby and irritable!)
Party Policy: Suavemente
The Communist Party platform from here on out is simple:
We are going to get off the tracks of anarcho-capitalism chaos nonsense and onto the the tracks of a normal modern socialist nation.
Smoothly
The way we intend to do that is with simple but effective laws that "flesh out" the inner workings of the DoR, while making those inner workings distinctly Socialist and Communist aligned. Yes there will be things like "money" for now, and there will be some imperfections but we are going to get this country running smoothly.
Now some within and without my party are taking smooth to mean reformist - let me assure everyone all involved. That will not be the case. NEP is the beginning, a bright future lies ahead of us, the Sovnarkom has many plans and we - The Communist Party - shall march together!
We are going to do socialism and communism. Not the milquetoast chaos of yester-year - NO! This republic will be red and we encourage our friends in the opposition to work *with* us if they want to, but this is our show for right now and we intend to keep it that way.
YOU VILL GET ZE SOCIAL SAFETY NETZ AND YOU VILL LIKE IT!
Some common LIES about NEP - a thread
"NEP hurts people who just live on a small family plot by taxing them at 95%"
NEP specifically defines land owners as those who own more than 20 acres that they use primarily for renting out. Tenant farming and share cropping is an abhorrent and wasteful economic practice. 95% of the profits *should* go back to the community.
"Taxes are so high they hurt businesses!"
NEP establishes that taxes are post expenses by taxing only profits. If a business is struggling and makes no profit, it has nothing to worry about. A business owner should pay themselves from the company coffers (lowering company profits) and reinvest the remainder if they want to avoid paying high corporate tax rates - or better yet, they should collectivize.
"NEP scraps landlording!"
Yes, it eliminates the abuse of the housing market as a space for speculative gambling. Landlords do not generate a product, they COST the economy money. A landlord who increases your rent has generated NOTHING but inflation as that cost gets sent up to the employer, the grocery store, and everywhere else as workers struggle to make ends meet. Landlords are not smart investors, they are putting up a toll booth on an existing product - housing.
Landlording is not a product or service, it is a leech on the economy and should be burned off like a leech.
"NEP is hard to remove!"
Yes, Same-Cabinet, god bless him, proved that the right wing would vote to remove healthcare, pensions, and basic safety without a second thought. In two months folks living in orphanages, care homes, or receiving care at hospitals could DIE OR BECOME HOMELESS if some dumbass repeals it without thinking.
Pensions should be hard to remove. They are an essential system for the elderly and the needy.
"NEP creates an unelected bureaucracy to manage the economy"
NEP outlines the responsibilities of an unelected body that manages the economy. As the economic minister - I already have the same powers and authority listed in the Politburo and I am also unelected in that position. The politburo formalizes that the executive OR the politburo is responsible for enforcing the systems within the NEP - that's it.
Government bureaucracies are never elected. They are a system for ensuring politics turns into reality. Meteorologists aren't elected. Fed Officers aren't elected. The DMV employees aren't elected.
FINALLY,
I strongly encourage folks to read all 5,000 words - much of which I know isn't being read by folks who want to find issues to argue in bad faith. This is the most comprehensive economic proposal in DoR history - and it may have issues in it we should remedy, but we will never do that if everyone picks a tribe and argues in bad faith.
Things NEP does:
Establishes and funds orphanages.
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Establishes retirement payments and an agency to oversee them.
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Establishes nursing homes and care facilities.
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Establishes a hospital in every major city.
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Creates social insurance.
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Creates a budget baseline in the event that the government fails to create a budget (very common).
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Creates a basic tax code
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Creates a single organized structure for paying the military.
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Creates public administrators - which literally every government on the planet has. Which are yes, unelected. The officials at the DMV are also unelected. The officials at your local passport office are unelected. The Federal reserve? Which controls the money supply? Unelected. Unelected officials form the bulk of most administrative functions in every government on Earth.
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Eliminates Landlording!
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Eliminates homelessness!
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So I don't know
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- maybe NEP is evil, or maybe you didnt read it -
The New Economic Plan
I tried to upload it in text, but apparently there is a 40,000 character limit.
Please read the google doc.
Legacies of Multum: Sakoku
"I got these from Rachel during her last visit to Multum" Slavic states as he rumages through a large chest of drawers in his office in Newport.
"The Khaness?" Fruit appears confused for a moment, before seeing the cigar box "I only smoke Newports"
"I only do too - you sure you don't want them? I have like three cases, the guards swear by them" Slavic does his best to sell the idea that the Tutum cigars are nice, showing off the elegant and ornate wood work on the box.
"Maybe I'll try one, maybe... but don't push-" Fruit is interrupted when a guard enters the room "Comrade Sachem - there is a dwarf of Laurin here?"
"Oh? Does he have an appointment" Slavic doesn't attempt to look polite, his sour faces hangs with a clear 'why am I being bothered' aspect.
"I think you'll want to hear what he says, Comrade Sachem" the guard is insistent, Comrade Ákat was well known for her good judgement, even though Slavic was known for not listening.
*"*Fine. Send him in" he glances at Fruit "This won't take long and then right back to the bases question ok?" Fruit shrugs, remaining in his seat as the Dwarf enters the room.
"Lord Sachem!" *The dwarf, a stocky fellow named Urist, blurts out as he enters- "*There's no lord to it, either Sachem or Comrade Sachem are fine, we aren't nobles." Urist nods his head in a fashion, clearly uncertain of the Multese fashion of Decorum.
"There is something terribly wrong with these immigrants, their colony that they have founded is right on top of Laurin and some of the miners dislike being made to attend their new Temple and further we had agreed to terms when we began digging" Urist's explanation befuddles Slavic immediately who interjects.
"Immigrants? I thought you all came at once, and what colony? Laurin is a deeded tribe, it's your lands" Urist's jaw stands agape "Edmund, uhh he said he spoke with someone and that Laurin was awarded to him and he's renamed it Brigham. He had these papers and said this would be a colony for the Liberty Leagues folks"
Slavic's eyes flash and he taps his knuckles on the side of his desk, Fruit leans back - a sign of imminent rage from Slavic - a sharp inhale goes in and then through gritted teeth "Mr. Urist, worry not the Tribe of Laurin shall be protected, round your folk together and stay in your homes for a few days. Make sure every member of your tribe has their papers. We will ensure your land is protected."
Slavic exhales what sounds like fire "That'll be all" Urist nods and thanks both Fruit and Slavic for hearing him out before heading out in a chipper mood.
*Slavic mashes the buttons of his phone with force "*Patch me in to SGNL, NOW."
Fruit shakes his head, knowing where this is going "I want you in Laurin, yes the new settlement, meet the Peacemaker there - yep... Metacom Protocol. No colonizers in Multum."
Fruit stands up, dusting off his uniform, before stretching "Don't worry, we'll give the new arrivals the old Multese Welcome."
ticket-9
The small wood paneled office in Newport was filled with a thin layer of smoke as Slavic paced back and forth. The soft green and purple glow of a screen bathed the otherwise dark room in an eerie glow.
"They aren't going to call just because you are pacing" The robotic voice broke the clack clack of feet on floor
"I know they aren- where's Rhubarb? - where is Vi-" Slavic's voice was cut off by the SGNL guards being parted by the green garb of the Internal Affairs troops
"Mr. Chernov is arriving Comrade Sachem" Slavic waved the troop in "Thank you Comrade Okwaho, that'll be-" Slavic fidgeted "No, no it won't be all I'm sorry - could you do me a favor and get the coffee machine from the cart brought in, or flag down one of the kitchen staff?" The bright green glow of Kellogg's screen flickered
"Chernov will arrive in approxima-"
*"*I know John, thank you, I'm more worried about the Chair- she's late, really late"
Kellogg's screen flickered again "I believe she is safe... SGNL would have reported otherwise"
"Oh I'm sur-"
"Comrades!" Viktor's voice interrupted the conversation at the door "Well- Comrade, and Kellogg..." The old tension was easier than usual, but still physically palpable.
*"*I'm sure the rest will be here soon"
There is a heavy silence in the room, but eventually Rhubarb arrives with little circumstance, flanked on his sides by red robed Synth Guards.
"THERE IS A T-icket" The crackling vox modulator of the grand regent of Beacon chimes
"A ticket? It's the middle of the night?" Slavic taps his foot in a stressed fashion
"You should read it" Slavic's eyes widened as he read the details "This- on election night?"
Viktor peered over Slavic's shoulder and snorted "How unsurprisingly surprising"
Slowly but surely the other party members arrive in blacked out vehicles.
"Party Official Thalassa, Party Official Stella, Party Official Von Vanguard, Party Official Mosasteus" The names ring out one at a time in the old halls of the Newport Manor. The halls stuffed full of Party Members and Officials, the portraits of President Ebb and CocoLenin decorate the old walls. A black and white Portrait of Ebb and Thalassa founding the féministes sans frontières. The halls fill with a thick tobacco smoke.
A knock comes to the door of the Party Officials and a silence fell over the group as all the officials shuffled into a small side room with no windows in the manor.
*Slavic and Viktor stand towards the back as Thalassa begins here interrogation. Reading from a series of questions. Slavic drags on his cigarette before leaning over and whispering to Viktor "*Well, she's already promised more than [redacted] did to get in"
*Viktor whispers back while adjusting his party badge "*A former self-declared enemy of the party must have their loyalty double checked"
*Thalassa continues her line of questioning "*Do you recognize that all wars between capitalsit states are inter-imperialist-"
*Stella lets out a small puff before leaning back into the small group, "*Who wrote these questions, was the last comrade drunk when they wrote th-"
*Slavic suddenly interjects into the interrogation "*I think we're all concerned about th" and his words are drowned out in a sea of voices over voices.
"Be Silent" Rhubarb's voice shakes the room in frustration.
"We are better as a committee, settle down and ask questions one at a time. It must have taken this guest a lot of gumption to get here."
Rhubarb attempts to appear as human and kind as possible as he motions for the young guest to continue speaking.
A knock comes to the door 'Comrade Sachem? The results are in'
Slavic walks out of the room quickly, as Viktor taps his shoulder
*"*What shall we title this meeting for the log? Something inconspicuous?"
"Just call it ticket-9 and put it to bed, we have an election to check on"