u/thrance

He’ll look out for you!

The proof is in the picture!

https://theonion.com/rockies-fan-opens-private-tab-to-check-score/

From u/smuggymesmuggleson - Took this photo in a Target. Stolen and posted with their permission!

Lord Dinger is a heck of a trainer!

I mean, just look at him. You know he was just about to put game on Rosie Commie.

$3.99! Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!

Image stolen by me from: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/s/0Y1mMW8qQX

We all know that Dinger will be the first suspect. What do you think his alibi is?

My guess: He couldn’t have done it. He was in “bed” preforming a four-way around the world with Mrs. Met, Rosie Red, and Tessie the Green Monster (Red Sox).

That Linda Perry of Four Non Blondes (What’s Up is their most known song) wrote P!NK’s “Get the Party Started”

I had no clue!

https://youtube.com/shorts/zLz3ryDg42Y