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Excitement is filling the air in West Seneca as the ribbon cutting ceremony for Smoker's Paradise vape shop opens today. Located on Union and Seneca across the street from prism smoke shop next to smoke buddies, parallel to Smoker's Haven, down the street from Smoker's hut, adjacent to both 59 cloud and 69 cloud vape stores and in proximity to South gate smokes and liquor.

Gary Dickson, proudly attended the ribbon cutting and made a 37 minutes speech talking about conspiracy theories where he contained him self to only using one slur this time and how this development is another step in economic growth for the region.

When interviewing Smoker's Paradise owner, Chad Baldwin, about the business decision to open a vape shop 20ft from 3 other vape shops he noted that south bound traffic on Union had no available options without making a lefthand turn and who wants to go through all that while high out of their mind on spice.

Channel 69 News will follow up on this story in about a month when they inevitably close down.

Several West Seneca residence have voiced concerns on Facebook that the Union, Clinton bridge which began construction in 2025 hasn't had a single person working on it since early Fall. Despite mounting pressure from citizens, NYSDOT only comment was "get rekt, maybe we'll blow the damn bridge up. How'd you like that." In light of this development the West Seneca Police department will be providing boats across the buffalo river for $5 per wagon and $1 per person or cattle. WSPD recommended this over other options as it reduces the risk of developing dysentery. When asked for comment from West Seneca town supervisor Gary Dickson was too belligerently drunk at his co-workers cookie shop to respond. News Channel 69 will continue to follow this story as it develops.