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Inspired by and Set to La Marseillaise scene in Casablanca: The Pug International

Arise ye pugs of all varieties.

The fawn the silver and the black.

We shall have our eggs and chicken bones,

Our stinky cheeses, and pork fat!

We shall go for walks that are very very long.

We shall snorkel in rotting leaves!

We shall eat, we shall eat we shall eat,

everything that we find on the street!

Circle circle, rotate squat,

And then we have a plop (or two),

Scratch, scratch and whiz on the pavement!

Hooray, it’s time to eat.

Hooray, we get a treat.

We fart,

we bark,

we rip the chew toy apart!

These are our rights,

for we are pugs!

(Viva la pug! Viva la pug)

The dessert was a disappointment, but I loved jell-O with cream.

How many of you folks have been fucking auto-banned? How many fucking times? did you fucking appeal it?

Fucked up people are fucked up and they fuck people (second person case) up.