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Talk to me again after lunch.

All these people can think about is raping animals. It's kind of rapey.

Now off to go eat a plate of curdled raped cow titty juice, coffee with raped cow titty milk, and murdered pig patties for breakfast! Yum yum yum!

LOL. This is by far the best part:

>i blame everyone that made me eat "meat" since i was born.

Why is meat in quotes, and couldn't they simply have said no or accepted responsibility for their own actions?

Vegans: humanity's comic relief.

Mary had a little lamb (which is impossible because NAMINALS CAN'T BE OWNED) and then she slowly tortured it to death with her family. They bathed in its blood and then ate its raw flesh and everyone lived happily ever after.

SPOILER ALERT:

"Wah wah humans are monsters and I will never reproduce because my childrens or childrens childrens or childrens childrens childrens might not be veegunz. Why should I have to suffer because carnists? I wish I was never born!!!"

Fin. *fade to black abyss*

Oh. My. God.

This is a bigger black abyss than the Mariana Trench.

And just think, fellow carnists: you, too, could be just like this if you gave up your wicked vegan ways. *finishes chicken burger, wipes mayo off of face*

Like dudes and dudettes, we cannot comprehend what this poor vegan had to go through. Or the racoon, who is a person, and hence, a they / them. Hard to say, hard to say.

“trillions multiplied by trillions - to represent all sentient life that has ever existed”

BTW, that’s not what duotrigintillion means, and “trillions multiplied by trillions” is only on the order of 10^{24}, depending on what exactly you mean by trillion. A short-scale duotrigintillion is 10^{99}.

The end when they lament the Grammarly bit shows that this is just performative art put on to come in first in the bathing suit portion of the Vegan Ugly Competition.

Only a vegan could take the death of a raccoon and make it all about them.

Almost every vegan I come across on the subreddit from whence I got this expresses a desire to die.

And they can't fathom why we corpsebreath carnists don't want to join them on their "joyful" journey of peace and passing a plethora of putrid pulse posterior poison from their pipes.

Imagine literally taking joy in the fact that people are suffering or dying because of heat waves. These are the people that call themselves "compassionate" and claim that they're not "speciesist," and yet they hate their own species so much that they revel in the suffering of humans.

These people are mentally ill as fuck. As I said in another post, their brains are so rotted out from B12 deficiency that what goes on sloshing in their heads can only be defined by fluid dynamics at this point.

They always talk about how lonely they are, and how they've been single all their lives because they could never date a "carnist" (although they seem to have no luck finding other vegans to date - probably because veganism is a competitive sport to them), and when someone expresses an interest in exploring veganism and asks for advice, they say, "Do you expect a fucking parade for only raping and killing 90% of the time instead of 100% of the time?"

They seem to completely forget that most of them didn't become vegan overnight, but went vegetarian for a few years, and then gradually became vegan... and they expect anyone else to go vegan totally and immediately one day or they - the self appointed gatekeepers of veganism - have decided that it is not enough.

And then they wonder why they drive people away from their mental illness.

Imagine going around obsessing that some of your muscles, organs, bones, vitamins, minerals, etc. came from animals you ate during childhood.

I'll never have kids, but if I did, there are very few things they could tell me that would be extremely difficult for me to accept. Becoming vegan would be pretty damn close to the top of the list, though.

What do they even mean by "mental state depleting?" Most of the brilliant humans now and throughout history have eaten animals. Oh, no: I had a piece of candy with gelatine in it... -1 intellect.

There are around 5m Jains in the world today... so the chance of being born to a Jain family are 1/1660, or 0.06%. Good luck with that.

I swear, these are the kind of fucking kooks that would cut off their arm and "give it back to the animals" because they never got consent from the animals to obtain nutrition from them.

So they only:

1. Talk to vegans

2. Read vegan literature

3. Watch vegan TV shows and movies

At least they keep their vegan bullshit to themselves.

I know that GameStop has gotten worse and worse reputations over the years. I loved them back in the early 2010s: great employees at my local store who always recommended new games to me that I loved and who seemed actually happy working there.

Now they're known to be hot garbage. Here's my recent experience with them:

I ordered a used copy of Needy Streamer Overload because it looked like it would be the type of game that my partner and I would find fun for an afternoon. They said they had used copies, and I wanted to get free shipping, so I threw t-shirts for Frieren for my partner and I in with the order since we love the show, and a NEW copy of Eiyuden Chronicle for PS5 to bump the total up to just over free shipping.

Package comes yesterday: no copy of Needy Streamer Overload. T-shirts are fine. Eiyuden Chronicle looks like someone played professional hockey with the case: it was smashed up and had breaks right through the plastic, clearly someone made a quarter-assed attempt to pull a sticker off the case, and the liner inside was cut through by the disc holder. See pics.

I called them today to see WTF... well, apparently they have no copies of Needy Streamer Overload despite saying differently on their website and ask me if I want to keep waiting. No, I'll go to eBay instead where I can actually buy a used copy that looks great from a reputable seller with 100% score across 10k ratings. They said they'd send me another copy of Eiyuden Chronicle... we'll see if it ends up new or "GameStop new."

This is the last time I step foot inside a GameStop or order online. I've pretty much switched all my orders to VideoGamesPlus in Canada since they always ship inside a box and I have never had a negative experience with them.

At least the customer service was good, despite it clearly being outsourced. My last customer service experience with them was about a preorder I made months in advance and I needed to make an address change since I moved. They told me to cancel my order and place it again. Oh hell no: the game had sold out in a few hours and I was sitting there hitting refresh trying to get a copy. In the end, my only option was to cancel and pay a scalper on eBay for the CE.

My version:

"Rug"

I had sex on you today... four times.

It was pretty fucking awesome.

It would have been five but my genitals were starting to hurt from all the rubbing.

Yeah, apparently plastic typically has small amounts of tallow in it. 🤣🤣🤣

"Sows can and do kill their piglets in nature, a behavior known as savaging."

And vegans wonder why we have to keep the "maternal murderous instinct" in check.