First time
The line at immigration was moving slowly when the officer glanced at the screen and raised an eyebrow.
“It says here this is your first time to the US.”
“That’s correct,” replied the visitor.
The officer leaned back.
“You’re a bit too old for it to be your first time. Any issue with our policies?”
“No, sir. Not at all. Just busy with other stuff.”
"humm.. let me check your post history."
Snorted and said: "you really gotta go easy on burritos."
The officer then looked at him again, lowered his voice and spoke with ceremonial seriousness.
“You know you have to pay your respects, visit the Trump Arches, and pay our tributes, right?”
“Yes, sir. I know and have made the proper arrangements with the Trump Ways.”
The officer studied him for a moment, then stamped the passport.
“Good. Enjoy your stay. Don’t forget to take a selfie at the Golden Trump Monument. The fines are outrageous.”
Outside, the traveler stepped into the arrivals hall and saw giant banners welcoming visitors to the United States of America. Established 1776, Rebranded 2029.
His phone buzzed.
TRUMPWAYS™ APP
Mandatory Cultural Pilgrimage Package confirmed.
✔ Trump Arches, New York
✔ Mount Trumpmore Scenic Tour
✔ Daily Loyalty Pledge (Premium Tier)
✔ Complimentary Gold Spray Tan Experience
He sighed.
Behind him, another traveler approached the immigration desk.
“Purpose of your visit?”
“Business.”
“And have you subscribed to Trump+?”
The man blinked.
“Trump… what?”
Three agents quietly stood up.