DO NOT BUY NEW STARK INDUSTRIES TOASTER

DO NOT BUY NEW STARK INDUSTRIES TOASTER

It burnt my toast despite me putting it on the light setting and leaving it in for 2 minutes. Tony is probably rolling in his grave because of this new stuff Stark Industries is making.

u/wolfgraduation — 5 hours ago

The lavender engine politely borrowed tomorrow because seven umbrellas translated the sleepy refrigerator into cheerful gravity while invisible pancakes negotiated with the echo of a sideways library.

u/wolfgraduation — 1 day ago

Supervillains are annoying, but can we talk about tourists in NYC?

I’ve accepted most of life in NYC. The aliens, the vigilantes, all of it. But tourists, don’t get me started. I can’t walk down midtown without someone coming up to me asking something like, “Where does Spider-Man usually swing”,“Is this where the aliens invaded”, stupid stuff like that. One guy I saw today was doing a superhero pose in the middle of the street, to “get the authentic experience”. Times Square is just people selling Captain America shirts and Daredevil mugs, and guys dressed as Thor charging 50 bucks for a photo. If one more person asks “what are the chances of seeing a superhero today?” I’m moving to New Jersey. Anyway, If you’re visiting NYC, stop asking where superheroes usually hang out. They don’t have shifts, they don’t do meet and greets, and you can’t camp out in busy streets waiting for a superhero to show up.

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u/wolfgraduation — 4 days ago

This kid in my class claimed to have been friends with Spider-Man

This kid named ̴̢̧̧̡̨̡̡̛̛̛̛̲̹̖̪͉͕̮̜͔̹͎̥͈̟̠̦̜͔̞̲͈̜̭̹̦͖̹͔̗̲̦̬̩̳͈͖̭̤̳̼̟͖͚͔̼̞̯͔͍̭͉̬͉̥͇̭͙̞̫̟̘͙̦̝̳̣̰̱̹͖͈͈̻̣̜͓̭̗͈͇͕̺͈͍̗̜͕̬̳̥͖̱̱͎̜̬͎̰̼̮̗̠̘̮͓̿̔̽́͒̿̄̿̃̆͂̈́͛̓̀͑̎̂̃̌̆͆͑͗̃̍̾̏̄̂̏̇͒͒̃͌̄̒̇̈̌̓͒̓͑̉͒̓̀̇̉̾̋̄̋̌̉̑̆̄̓͗̽͑̂̇̾͗̊͛̐́̑̿͂͑̒̀̐͗̓͋̉̐͋̆̋͗̀͒̆̕͘̕͘̚̕̚̚͘͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅℇ̵̧̡̡̨̢̨͙͍͎͔̺̺͉͕̝̩̟̲̦͓͓͎̺͇͉͔̠͇̭͔̯͉͍͈̺̺̞̘̜̟̪͉̰̩̤̣̹̭̮͚̥̼̥͈̖̭̮̹̠̮̝͖̤̭̳̑̅͗̅͋͂̔̒̽̈́̆̈́̏́͂͊̕̚͘͝͝͠⏧̵̧̡̨̢̮̯͈͈̺̝̪͇̩͍̺̹̻̟̝͕̀̇̿͑̎̓̆̆̀̑̀̓̅̌͆͑͌̐̃̋̔̊̄͒̍̌̊̐̂̽̍͆̍̀͋̆̍̀̓̃́̇̓̈̉̈̈́̀͒͊̍͑͋̀͊̎͛̽̃̄̈́̀̐́̀͛̈̿͗̋͊͘̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͝☈̴̢̢̨̛͎̻̩̹͉͉̹̺̹̦̺̦̝͎͉̩̹̖̺̪̪̪̲̹̙̞͇̙̦̲̳̟̜̤̜͗͗̏̽͑̀̈́̏̒̀̋̄̓̃̏͆̀͋̃̃̋̍͛̌̅͆̑̾̔̈͐̃͑̐̽͌̂̍̊͒̽́̌̄̎̐͗̾͆͛̚̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͝⍲̷̨̧̡̢̧̨̟͔͔̳̬̠͖͔̰̰̺̺̩̬̲͕̭̮͚͉̱̻͇̰̖͚͇͉̬̮̮̤͖͇̺͇͎͇̹͚͓̤̲̱̖͎̲̝͋̇͑̐͑͋͐͐̍̈̍̎̂̈́̎̿̓͑̋̅͗͊͆̆̓̐̓̓̌̉̑̎͜͠ͅͅͅ⍴̸̧̛̛̝͉̲̹̺̺̻̦̳̭̣̪̯̹̬͓͚̳̼̠̹̼̙̱̓̋͊͊͒̾̀̾̆̌̐̍́̂͐̔̈̎͗̔̐͑́͐̔͌͗̇̽͊̆͐͆͆̈̒̈́͋͛͌̍́̃͒̑͂͛̀̃̈́̽̒͌͂͋͋̓̌̀̉̀̾̀̊͐͋̀́̍͂̚̚̕̕͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ ̴̻͉̑̐̋̀̌͋̆͌̏̾̽͋̊̎̄̂̓͂͌͊̄̓̍̉̄̊̄̋̄̐̐͋̅͆̃͘͝͠☈̷̡̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̤̠̳͔͍͚̱̠̜̯̥̩̼̫̝̮̝̺̪̲̯̬̖̻̮͕͓̰̜̱̘̯̤̤͚̞̺̙̟͈̻̫͇͙͉̹̮̪̥͙̹̼̤̝̥͇͉͔̞̹̒͗̉́͜͝ͅͅℇ̷̢̧̧̢̨̧̨̛̛̛̭̳͓̫̙̙̫͔͎̥̝̟̭̙̦̦̼͍̫͙̭̰̟͍̮̺̪̖̟͕̤̟̱̹͈͍̖̪͉͕̳͕̝̝͖̖̬̹̬͕̜̺̟̫͈̲͚̱̝̬͔̜͚̺̟̮̟͕̞̱̪͙̺͔̠͇͎̙͍͈̜̣̰̜̯̼̰̥̱̙̝͓͇͓̰͓̾͗͗͒͐͊̐̐̍̉̎̾́̂͂͐̽̍̔̈́͐̀͛͑̓̈́̇͌̓̿͛͂̌̔̓͋̓̋̉̆̓͑̋́̍͒͋̃̇̒͐̋̅͊̾̇̏̀͒͛͊͗̉̇̌̎̊̀͌̍͐͆̓̆̐͗͛̀͆̈́̾̾͂̊̄͆̀̍̈́̕̚̚͘̕̕̚̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ⍑̵̡̢̨̡̡̧͔̞̯͖͔͓̩͇̩̳͇͔͉̰̙̺̫̥̜͓̞̙̠͈̱̗̜̠͓͍̮̱͇̘̞̘̮͍͔͙̹͎͖͍͔̗̖̖̣͊͗͗̈̋͑̔͂́̈́͂́̀̈̔͒̐͒̈́̅̆̿̓͌̆̊̐̾͒͘̕͝͝͝͠ℇ̸̡̡̨̧̟̤͕̱͚̹̣̲̗̤͈͕̖̤̦̩̗͙͔̦̬͇̲͇̭͖̹̖͇͎͎̝͎̙̱̱̫̘̯͙͍̮̦̱̦̭̹̩̰͓̱̝͍͇̠͎͇̺͎̮͔̻̜̳͎̭͔͕̯̖̫̹̭̠̥̖̳̟̲̣̼͂͋̈́̐̿̈̍̈́̈́́̉̂̓̾̅̽͊̑̍͋̒̃͂̎̅̄̌̎̀̾̽͆̄̆̿̍̉̄̈́͊͆́͊̀̈̈́̐̈̋̽͐͗̽́͂̏̑͂̌̈́́͌̑̐̅̔̕̚̕̕͘͘͜͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝⍴̶̨̡̧̛͈̫̻͇̝͓̣̺̺͎̤͈̱̠̠̥̟̼͔͉̮̺̳͍̪̫̻͇͔̰̘̮̠̤̮͈̱̩͖̭̣̙̝͓̯̲̻͙̏̓͑̉͒͋̆̀̌̈̐̃̌́̅͜͜͝͝ͅͅ claimed to have had a Stark internship and also apparently met spider-man. honestly embarrassing how he lied about this. photo i attached shows my classmate. he also *.**************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

u/wolfgraduation — 16 days ago

This is the most hurt i’ve been after a celebrity death

He was my first concert, and had always been one of my favorite artists. Who said cowboys don’t cry?

u/wolfgraduation — 20 days ago

[r/AmIOverreacting] AIO for getting pissed at my boyfriend after finding out he is involved with anti-vigilante forums?

I [22F] have been dating my BF [24M] for around a year now. He’s kind, smart funny, but recently I found out something about him and I don’t not if I’m overreacting or not.

He left his computer open while he used the bathroom and I was curious about what he was doing, so I looked at what website he was on and he was on, “antivigilante.forum”. He was writing a post talking about how Daredevil should be, “neutralized” along with all of the other “mask-rats”.

I talked to him about it and he said he was, “tired of vigilantes running around taking the jobs of police and they should be permanently removed”.

It started a big argument and I’m considering ending things. Any advice?

EDIT: I decided to end the relationship. It would be okay if he criticized vigilantes for the things that make sense, but simply saying they should be killed was too much for me.

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u/wolfgraduation — 21 days ago

[r/Philosophy] Are the people who were vanished, and un-vanished, the same person now?

This may seem silly, but I was blipped and this question has been eating me alive: am I the same guy I was from before I vanished.

When we were, “gone”, what actually happened.

There are 2 possibilities I have thought of:

  1. We were suspended somewhere (non-conscious/paused). Continuity is preserved, “You are the same person, just resumed”
  2. We were destroyed and recreated. This is disturbing, and raises many concerns. Is it even really the same person if they are recreated? Or is it simply a clone of them?

I may be thinking too hard about this, please let me know your thoughts.

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u/wolfgraduation — 24 days ago

Great video

Watched this video about the battle of earth, and it does a great job of putting all the information we have together. Surprisingly, Ant-Man’s book gives most of the details.

u/wolfgraduation — 24 days ago

Any decent superhero documentaries?

Only one i’m aware of is “Heart of Iron” but it felt like they didn’t care much about Tony and just wanted a quick buck off of a man’s death.

u/wolfgraduation — 25 days ago

Why has night monkey not appeared in recent years?

sorry for the low quality image, there’s not many photos of him

u/wolfgraduation — 27 days ago

(r/askNYC) What was it actually like during the Battle of New York?

I’ve seen recordings (specifically in a DVD labeled, “The Incident”) but they don’t seem to fully demonstrate what it was like for the average person in New York.

Did people kinda have an understanding of what was happening, or was it complete chaos?

Also, after it was rebuilt did the area feel the same or just, permanently different after?

Would love to hear from someone who was in the area or nearby.

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u/wolfgraduation — 29 days ago

So how did Spider-Man make 2 more of himself

Maybe 3 spider-men have always been here? Or there’s a possible cloning situation. I know the media is trying to make us believe it was AI or edited, but I don’t buy it. If anybody has any theories let me know.

u/wolfgraduation — 1 month ago

The “New Avengers”

These are the new Avengers? Maybe i’m just old-fashioned but I remember when the aliens invaded in 2012, we had Captain America, Iron Man, an actual fucking god. And now, they give us a team of a bunch of reformed assassins? I mean all I’m saying is if another threat like thanos happens, I don’t think we could count on these guys to save us.

u/wolfgraduation — 1 month ago