u/youngyelloow

In like brinewater, lumeria and haggle, what’s the counterplay. the only time I lowk ever do well is with wellstring because of autobomb and the few times I use sorella. But idk

Im boutta go down a list of weapons, if u use them their overturned or rlly easy to play upper, lot of times both.

If you play both 52s, ur trash
If u play splattershot jr, ur trash
If you play 96 deco, ur trash
If you play all three jet squelchers, your trash especially cobra
If you play any Luna blaster, ur trash
If you play any normal blasters, especially custom, ur trash.
If you play any clash or range, your trash
If you play any octo brush, your trash
If you play any paintbrush, your trash
If you play any Tri slosher, your trash
If you play either blobobbers, your trash
If you play either exploshers, your trash
If you play any hydras, your trash
If you play dapple noveus, your trash
If you play Enperrys, your trash

I left out a lot of other weapons but pls add if you’d like

Like why bro lit why if we didn’t get a wipe do not pick it up it’s worse then ur main weapon that’s gonna get moved down, js wait for it to reset or jump off but like stop treating it like ur a rm main bro that’s just not how it works.
Imo doesn’t happen to me a lot so im not pressed but pls stop

I need to vent all of my anger out and warning if u play like half the weapons in the game cus u might catch a stray.

Fuck this stupid ass meta, I have never seen masses of lobbies so devoid of skill and any form of cognitive ability outside the big bad button that’s called triple splashdown. That’s not the worst part, it’s the fact that every single game I see the exact same weapons that also have the edge over and take so much less skill then a average weapon to do good. I hate exploshers I hate 52 I hate dynamo I hate custom range I hate Luna I hate blobbober. To all hydra mains, you sniviling losers who exist in society, you avoid confrontation and hide in a corner like the little wuss bag you are, every night when you sleep you realize that you will never form a proper connection because you are afraid of everyone and everything. To all custom and Luna blasters, no positioning is not harder than aiming with a normal shooter, I have nothing to say to such losers. If you play blo, take a look in the mirror and face the ugly unloved shit you are. If you play 52. Realize that your not good at the game and that your a delusional crybaby who will be left out like an ant in Antarctica without your trusty little 52 that cradles you with milk, play something that doesn’t make you a bot. Exploshers, you are a snake to splatoon, the devs must have been blackmailed to make this abomination of a weapon, your left stick is as used as your messages app and you have no pride or dignity, that splashdown turns you into a glorified crab tank that asks why you can’t adjust. Stop playing the same fcking weapons this meta is straight dogshit.
To all octobrush and paintbrush mains, no your clips aren’t impressive when your hit box is bigger than your average big bubbler, nobody cares because it doesn’t matter when your good at something everyone’s good at.
And one of the worst, to all enperry dualie users. You bring shame to normal and twinklez dualies, your sub + splashdown and 2 dashes to splashdown is as predictable as a dc after 20 seconds of loading. You are losers who are in denial of their weapons severe lack of frontal correct utilization and deserve to realize what lame excuses they are to use a weapon like that.

To all jet squelchers, and n zap users. Realize that you are the part of sub human levels of existence to even think of saying you did good and flexing. Their ez weapons ur not special.

To all bomb spammers and respawn punisher users, idk go eat shit u are what u eat.

I would trash dynamo too but I think I alr made a person sad over it so dynamo users know ur not loved.

To all Tri slosher an and dreadwringers, focusing on positioning does not take more skill than a normal weapon. Understand that your need to be a certain range from someone does not excuse your absolute lack of any need to aim.

That should be it uh yeah