Okay, let's talk peace (because I hate the use of nuclear weapons)

"...Okay, the situation got out of hand here and I, like a few from our realm r/wizardposting , believe that nuclear annihilation is an unreasonable ultimatum and response. So any pirate who is willing to end this conflict peacefully, please present your terms for a negotiated peace and let's...well negotiate a peace, or just an agreement to end hostilities"

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u/yumie2003 — 8 days ago
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Attention pirates, leave our waters...NOW!

Kublai Khan's Mongol Fleets being destroyed by a typhoon, painted by Issho Yada in the 19th century

"Bandits of the sea, if you can hear me, blame this on the misfortune of your birth! Much like how a great storm destroyed an ancestral invader of my homeland, I will bring down storms just as great, if not greater. I care not for your captain's perceived power, for I have battled against greater foes. I have tried to stay my hand, but your continued escalation has forced me into battle. Feel honoured and congratulate yourselves...for you have successfully challenged a vengeful spirit and...I like a good challenge"

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u/yumie2003 — 15 days ago