Trump administration to introduce a “New American-English Alphabet” in an attempt to improve American literacy
Trump administration has developed a “new American version” of the traditional English alphabet, which will be introduced and taught in schools across America—with the hopes of helping children learn to read quicker and become more literate.
This system will be taught in grades 1-9, up until the children are ready for “real English”
Experts call this method “groundbraking” and “inovative”, and hope to make this alphabet the standard in classrooms from as soon as September 2026.
Below is a transcript of the aforementioned article in “New American English”, which will:
-remove silent letters from words
-alter loan words to make them more “American”
-remove unnecessary letters like C, Q and X and replace with K
-make W a double U again (this one was DJT’s personal suggestion)
“Trump administrashion has developd a “neuu American verjon” of the tradishional English alfabet, wich wil be introjuiced and taut in skools across America—uuith the hops of helping children lern to reed kuuiker and becom mor literat.
This sistem wil be taut in grades 1-9, up until the children are redy for “reel English”
Eksperts cal this method “groundbraking” and “inovative”, and hop to mak this alfabet the standard in clasrooms from as soon as September 2026.”
