r/AbsurdMovies

Playing today on Channel Z: Michael Dudikoff in a Cannon classic, Stone & Parker's patriotism puppet parody, two patriotic slashers, Andy Sidaris' son's attempt at sexy action, & a legendary neo-noir anime.
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Playing today on Channel Z: Michael Dudikoff in a Cannon classic, Stone & Parker's patriotism puppet parody, two patriotic slashers, Andy Sidaris' son's attempt at sexy action, & a legendary neo-noir anime.

Starts at 6pm EST/3pm PST. Enjoy some cartoons beforehand at 10 AM EST/7 AM PST.

u/The_Cinemasochist — 1 day ago
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Happy 4th of July! Join us Saturday at the 420 Grindhouse stream - Opening w/ American Cyborg: Steel Warrior, American Rickshaw, & Captain America. Prime Time showing of Uncle Sam, Action U.S.A., & American Nightmare. Closing w/ Red Blooded 2, All-American Bikini Car Wash, & Emanuelle in America.

u/ksabas80 — 2 days ago
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Playing today on Channel Z: John Ritter ventures through Hell via TV programming, a scantily-clad version of Dirty Dozen, C. Thomas Howell enters a volleyball tournament, Dan Aykroyd as a motor city pimp, Pam Anderson as a hooker with a gun, & Telly Savalas investigates a sadistic psychiatrist.

Starts at 6pm EST/3pm PST. Come tailgate a few hours before for weird shenanigans.

u/The_Cinemasochist — 3 days ago

Dracula 3000 (2004) — I can’t believe they made 2999 of these so far

From our review: "Dracula 3000 has an off-brand feel, partially due to the fact that this is a joint German and South African venture, which are two countries I didn’t see getting into a movie bed together. It’s a crudely made film, loaded with silly zooms, over-the-top characters, Dutch angles, and Casper Van Dien’s scruffy beard doing a lot of heavy lifting."

https://mutantreviewersmovies.com/2026/07/03/dracula-3000-2004-i-cant-believe-they-made-2999-of-these-so-far/

u/Syppi — 2 days ago
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Happy 4th of July Weekend! All-American Friday Lineup @ the 420 Grindhouse Stream - Opening w/ American Hunter, Made in USA, & American Commandos. Prime Time of Last American Virgin, America's Deadliest Home Video, & Red Blooded American Girl. Danger USA, American Scream, & Independence Daysaster.

u/ksabas80 — 3 days ago
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The Young Flying Prodigal/新飛天神童 (1982) When Taiwanese fantasy cinema thrived, micro-budget, high concept fantasy adventure like this & Child Of Peach delivered heartfelt, earnest strangeness & a undeniable charm the likes of which we will likely never see again

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u/LiquidNuke — 2 days ago

"The Misty Green Sky" (2016) - Made for an estimated $50,000 this visually insane movie is just uncanny valley level CGI, zero-g bouncing breasts, questionable walk cycles, fairly constant t-posing, mouth movements completely disconnected from dialogue, and a confusing plot that I had to look up.

"The Misty Green Sky" (2016) - This is going to be a fairly short review as I am not sure how I could possible summarize this movie as it simply needs to be experienced. Made for an estimated $50,000, and entirely using uncanny valley level CGI, the visual alone make this worth at least checking out. It's not the worst animated thing I have ever seen, but that's only due to the sheer quantity of horrible movies I have seen in my life than anything else. For most people this movie could easily be the worst animated film they have ever seen.

As far as the story goes, I had to look it up if that tells you anything. From what IMDB says; 'a young girl in another solar system asks an innocent question that sets off a chain reaction of adventure, destruction and tragedy'. That really does not in anyway describe what I saw when I watched this movie with my bad movie group, but like I said it really is difficult (if not impossible) to describe. All I do know is that there are dead-eyed digital characters, zero-g bouncing breasts, questionable walk cycles, fairly constant t-posing, mouth movements completely disconnected from dialogue, and a near constant stream of visual insanity. If all that peaked your interest gather your most dedicated bad movie buddies, and your strongest intoxicants, and check this movie out.

5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with CGI Butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8GbMo_5DYc

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u/El-Vertabreako — 2 days ago
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4th of July Weekend Lineup at Channel-Z! 7/3-7/4/26 Celebrate Channel-Z Style!

Tune in: https://cytu.be/r/channel-z

Another excellent lineup this holiday weekend! Tons of VHS era fun and possibly the best 4th of July celebration you could imagine.

I don't want to miss anything this weekend to be honest.

Letterboxd list: https://boxd.it/VnX26

u/chudsworth — 3 days ago
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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) | HD Restored Trailer | Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990), also known as Dark Fortress.

Written and directed by Brett Piper and released through Troma Entertainment, this is one of those cult movies where the title does half the work before the film even begins. After nuclear war, the world has become a wasteland of mutants, scavengers, reptilian creatures, crude weapons, and prehistoric monsters.

The story follows Lea as she wanders through caves, forests, mutant tribes, monster attacks, and post-apocalyptic hazards that feel less like a structured quest and more like a no-budget fantasy survival game. A young survivor gives the story a rough fairy-tale shape, but the real attraction is the handmade absurdity.

This is not polished science fiction or serious fantasy adventure. It is rubber monsters, stop-motion creatures, awkward action, cheap costumes, nuclear dinosaurs, and a backyard Armageddon atmosphere that only VHS-era trash cinema could deliver.

For Troma fans and collectors of post-nuke fantasy oddities, A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell is exactly what the title promises: ridiculous, ragged, strangely sincere, and built from the belief that a cave, some smoke, a monster puppet, and enough nerve can rebuild the world after the apocalypse.

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u/BlueBlack_Channel — 5 days ago
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Magic Lizard (1985) One of the most thoroughly insane film experiences I've ever had! A low budget fusion of Japanese Tokusatsu & Thai folklore, done with Looney Tunes logic & LOTS of toilet humor

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u/LiquidNuke — 5 days ago
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Trailer for my new film Mein Surname, about a guy whose surname is Hitler

Thought this could fit in here.

Made a dark comedy about a guy called David J. Hitler trying to convince people he's a good person.

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u/ADoom_made_me_do_it — 6 days ago
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BABY CAT, 2023: A creepy director makes girls enact several of his kinks in the name of cinema, and inserts himself nude into scenes. The bonkerz use of green screen and stock footage will blow your mind - almost like he only made one edit pass. Produced by Greg Hatanaka who discovered Samurai Cop!

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u/cthulhu8 — 6 days ago

Do you think Joe Dirt is overhated

I'm not gonna argue it's the greatest movie ever but don't you think the critical score is a little harsh

u/FlatSignificance5698 — 9 days ago

It Won't Happen To Me (199?) Remember those workplace safety videos interwoven with jarring tonal shifts of low budget gore straight out of a SOV horror movie?

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u/LiquidNuke — 6 days ago