r/BathroomBuddy

Honestly she makes it look like I've spent the past hour on it.

I am trying to piss over here ma’am. Here you come slamming the door open.

credit: @SlenderSherbet on X

Momo asserting her dominance

Top to bottom: Citrus, Bean, Bento and Sprocket.

He loves to follow me into the bathroom in the hopes that I’ll open up the window for him to bird watch better 😹 He jumps on the window sill from the toilet

I have an entire folder on my phone dedicated entirely to pictures of her beside the bathtub while I’m in it. She will not let you wash yourself without her permission (pictured, she stands up on the edge of the tub and stares at you) or unless she’s grooming herself and thus too distracted. She likes being rendered soggy by wet bath hands (also pictured) and sometimes will rub her stupid body against your wet legs when you get out. She is a thief of towels and bathrobes alike.