r/Enhypenthoughts

I’ve never seen this, kind of blessed to see for the first time 💙

I wanna read. Recommend delulu fanfics below! I am in my follicular phase, I wanna cringe, laugh, and laugh and cringe. How does the two correlate? idk but I want fanfics.

Background about me:
age: 24 (human age)
bias: jay park
bias wrecker: layla sim
fave song: blind
face choreo: daydream
fave era: dark blood
face concept outfit: no doubt

thanks!

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FFS. At least it wasn’t the exact day this time because of the time difference. My thanks to the international date line.

If I count it from the beginning -

1. A few days ago I was filling the forms for my professional examination, and I realised my exam roll number in first year was 1009. Now I didn’t know Enha existed back then but holy Chekhov’s gun. Like obviously there were letters before it but the exact number was 1009.

2. TS:V was released on the day of my Community Medicine (Public Health) Ward Leave (16th Jan)

3. Ni-ki’s cover was released on the day of my ENT (otorhinolaryngology) Ward Leave (25th April)

4. Evan’s debut was on the day of my first pre-professional just now(22nd June - lord that day was torture that fuckass question paper haunts my dreams)

5. The brand renewal was on 27th - now check this.

The Forensic Medicine exam was originally scheduled to be on 26th, but because of a national holiday (Muharram maybe I’m not sure) IT GOT POSTPONED TO BE ON THE 27TH 😃😃

6. And now, their 100th concert, first ever concert in LATAM, was on 4th July, the day of my Forensic Medicine practical (thank god it didn’t happen at the exact same time because of the overseas time difference or I would’ve lost it)

All I’m getting from this is that I will have an exam on 21st of August as well. Thank you for informing me in advance BE:LIFT.

This is so drunk-dazed of them oh my god.

I cannot WAIT for this comeback MY LORD they’re really gonna get us all up and dancing

May my queen Flashover rest in peace knowing that Enha eventually achieved what she was never given the chance to do 😔✊🏻

Also are we hearing Park Sunghoon? Congratulations to whoever got their wits together at BE:LIFT and decided to use his voice properly.

Gosh I can’t WAIT

Y'all DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM CRASHING OUT I HAVE CRASHED I AM CRASHED 😭

My pre-professionals are finally over. Last practical was yesterday.

And then the kind benevolent universe rewarded me with, nay, bestowed upon me, ALL OF THIS AT ONCE.

Also people saying they don’t recognize the new Enha after the brand renewal and that they’re scared everything will become devoid of colour and life only for them to drop the most colourful parrot ass concept they’ve ever had 😂

I mean Sim Jaeyun? The fuck? The fuck am I supposed to do with those boat pictures? Huh?

Why my bias gotta be THIS FINE MY LORD DOES HE NOT CARE ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH.

And then the teaser for Bloody Paradise drops.

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME 😭

When I tell you the way I squealed when I first saw Jake in that teaser.

The song itself is going to be a bop. A true classic bop. Also is that a Hoonki chorus I hear? Many congratulations to BE:LIFT for getting its shit together and finally deciding to utilise the whole group’s vocal potential.

Between this and the new Evan songs the universe is really just racking up points in my ‘reasons to live’ book.

I am so so seated. Bring it on.

Jay is absolutely so cute. The little running emoji! so cute! 🤭 kitty cat is NOT used to flirting at all (looking at you, Jake 👀) but its so cute and poetic. Someone save this man HAAHAH.

I love 🇵🇹, but if Niki loves 🇧🇷 so do I 😭

I've basically been fanboying under a rock for the longest time as a male Engene. You probably know why, and I don't really want to get into it because I think the way people throw around their opinions about it is just ridiculous.
Other than liking Enhypen posts on Instagram or TikTok, I'm not really vocal online about supporting them. I know there are people who'd give me shit just because I'm a male Engene, so instead I channel that energy into collecting merch. It's not a huge collection, but every piece means a lot to me since I picked up some of them while traveling to different countries.

Also, sorry for the overwhelming amount of Jake merch... I'm Jake-biased 😅😅😅

Where my Yoiz girlies at?

Ah my favourite people, my bias and wrecker, my Aussie ocean boy and my Boba cat.
Love them so much 🤭

These two idiots are two of my absolute favourite people on the planet.

I saw people online using honeybee as a way to address their siblings, and for some reason it just clicked that this is such a Jayke song. It’s my favourite song off the album!

Especially this part -

‘Pick me up, walk me home
Man, it feels like God threw me a bone
Sticky sweet, tangerine
Would you sit and keep me company?
In the dark, I'm not scared
I just reach and you're right there
Shooting stars, racing cars
Everything I own just feels like ours

It's too hard to describe this
In a way that feels honest
But even when I'm quiet
I love you, baby, I promise
And I hope I never see what your face looks like going
A face I swear that I could spend my whole life knowing
Here's to hoping’

Shooting stars and racing cars is the most Jayke lyric I’ve heard in my lifetime. And you cannot tell me Jake doesn’t feel like god threw him a bone every time Jay so much as breathes in his direction.

Both I and my bias are down bad for Park Jongseong 😂

please help me find them!! I found this screenshot buried deep in my gallery, and I now wanted to look up the original photoshoot, but I genuinely could only find low quality versions on pinterest, and even then only 2. i've been searching for a HOUR now :( where are they from?? i searched on weverse, pinterest, instagram, not even google image search helped.. i'm very sure theyre not ai, at least i hope so, can someone help?? :( pleasee

Shut up Jungwon.

Why he gotta be this fine my god this is UNFAIR.

Why would he do this to me does he hate me? Does he want me dead?

(Also I love how every three months like clockwork I make a post thirsting after Jungwon. I am the epitome of ‘you are your bias and your wrecker is your type’ 😭)

blurred out my name but new hair colour alert! might be a transition bleach but saur excited!!!