r/FoodCrimes

Part 2 of Stoner Munchies Confessions.😶‍🌫️🤤

I actually got busted and had to make another one for my kid. 😤

Just took this pic of me eating milk with a spoon for breakfast. It's honestly good. Is this weird?

more context: I didn't know I was out of cereal so I just ate milk instead cuz I genuinely like milk alone

I enjoy nailing my chicken but people say it's gross. Nails are desinfected with bleach and colloidal silver, chicken is washed, rest of the ingredients are oil, coke, axiote and tréboles.

Tuna nachos and tuna pizza melt. He said he has a ton of tuna..

These things weren't cheap either. If you're a parent, you're intimately familiar with being guilt tripped into buying expensive fundraiser candy. They were like 10 bucks, and they weren't even good. The "white chocolate" just tastes like straight sugar. No flavor. Could even taste the peanut butter. 0/10.

This is oreo shake (yes, diabetes in a cup, and it looks like that because it was rainy and got messy lol)

Tasted like flavored sand. Legendary? Yes, when it comes to nasty!!!

I generally used to eat this a lot in 12th grade

I make really good pastrami. Had a few slices left from a package I opened and decided to make pizza. By the “make pizza” I mean buy red Barron deep dish singles and add stuff to it. Some reaper sriracha I made is drizzled under the cheese.