r/GeorgeCarlin

Just noticed today:

Carlin, Back in Town

>F—k Mickey Mouse! F—k him in the a—hole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of him! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he godd—n dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood, with his hand in Goofy's pants. Mickey Mouse, no wonder no one takes our country seriously. We waste valuable television time informing our citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent!

Louis, Hilarious

>I don’t know This Lisa c—t, But she ain’t that funny. There’s just no way. She’s that funny on sight? F—k her. Seriously. I hope she’s dead. I really do. I hate her. I hope she died today. Weirdly and horribly. I hope the person She loved most Pushed her off a cliff, And she was just falling and Screaming the whole way down, Never accepting it. And then Superman swooped her up And then dropped her from higher. I seriously hope that happened… to stupid Lisa. With her one t-t bigger than the other, and her f—king frizzy hair, and her… Her big nose. F—king Jew. (Chuckles) What am I doing? I’ve lost my mind.

Louis is obviously openly influenced heavily by Carlin and is getting both physically and spiritually resembling him, if you saw his latest special - what do you think?

"I kid you not" is genius

How does he remember this stuff lol

An interesting and important essay, I'm sure many of you would appreciate.