r/GirlsNextDoorUncensor

Ok been wondering what the new boyfriend is like. No pics of Holly yet Holly insists on including phone calls from him in the pod, talking about him in the pod etc. has he posted about her? Acknowledged her in any way? Not that I have found, Holly still mentions zak every single episode and he did the same darn thing. Seriously Holly give it up! She is looking cheaper and classless by the day.

I've only read Holly's book and I'm looking for other opinions on her, so which of the pb memoirs you've read has most dirt on Holly? :D

Ive missed this community so much I am so curious what I have missed over the past nearly two years out of the community. Can you all take turns filling this washed up bimbo in on what I have missed????

*The start the episode talking about music from their time at the mansion taking them back in time. H talks about being on a date with her “mystery man” ( I get irrationally annoyed when she calls her douche of a date/boyfriend? This moniker. We know who he is because you have posted him and gone on a date with your names literally embroidered on your clothing and sat rink side. Grow the fuck up, Holly)

*B says she submitted her first draft to her publisher but has 70! Pages of extra writing that she wants to submit. The publisher is asking for 30 photos but she is going to submit 100 (Let's send a prayer out for her editor. I can only imagine the fight she will put up having anything omitted from the book. I honestly think H’s suggestion of doing a coffee table/photo style book would be so much more interesting and give her a unique product rather than the rehashing of old stories that have already been told on the pod.)

****Oh god Briget starts Blonging™️****
about scrapbooking and scrapbook parties back in the day “They were like Tupperware parties, but not Tupperware parties where a woman would come with all the supplies…”
Hef said he never went through the scrapbooks with people and Bridget takes it as further proof of how special they actually were to Hef 🙄

*H talks about Hef’s past relationships and says she was at a point that she didn't feel insecure about his exes and then goes on to make a bunch of snide comments about Kimberely and they both tell pretty inane stories about interacting with Kimberely. They tell a story about Cristal Camden saying Kimberly came up to her at a Christmas party and asked her how it feels to be fucking her husband. They are both convinced Kimberly must have been trying to sabotage them. ( I think it would be pretty normal to feel weird that your ex is now parading his harem of seven girlfriends around her children. Sure she married Hef but she had really toned down the mansion atmosphere to be kid friendly and I totally get not loving the group sex vibe that replaced it when she left.)

*More insufferable timeline talk!!!! Please stop the timeline talk. It is a dead horse at this point and we know the timeline of everything because we have had four years of you all talking about the timeline. The only timeline descrapancy that matters is when Holly started dating Cris.

***Obligatory Crystal reference because they can't go an episode without it! ****
They show a picture of the party posse and H comments in the episode that she got rid of a bunch of them. H doesn't love that she said that because she actually didn't have any power to get rid of any of them (sure, Jan) then they talk about how Crystal was the actual mean girl and was the one who got rid of people at the mansion 🙄

*Holly rants about Kevin including really bad/ugly pictures of her from the scrapbook as revenge for her leaving the show ( Maybe he was pissed that Holly thought she was being so smart by secretly dropping tons of her secret boyfriend's merch in the episodes while she was cheating on Hef.)

*The rest of the episode them doing the same complaining about Crystal, victimizing themselves, and hating on Kendra. Snore!

This podcast has run longer than these two were on the show. The first episode of GND aired August 7, 2005. The last episode of their season was March 1, 2009. That's 1302 days. The podcast premiere was August 21, 2022 which as of today July 20 was 1,429 days ago. I'm done with these two🤣🤦‍♀️

I live in the UK near Birmingham. I met Holly in 2009 in vegas in a lift and during a meet and greet after peepshow which I wish I’d not paid for as “in the wild” Holly isn’t very nice 🤣🤣 I then found out that crystal was raised at a pub right next to where I worked at the time. Useless info but I am enjoying this thread 😀