
r/KazeSimps

Why this should’ve been one of the new magical girl skins:
Original source: https://x.com/atoartss/status/2056099009547194812?s=46
Just look at this skin for a moment. You can’t deny this is beautiful, and would fit Kaze perfectly! (This is a Kaze skin art btw). And the bright colors would not only make it look good, it would make it pop out in the good way, letting people show it would be one of the best skins in-game! It’s worthy of being a brawl-pass exclusive skin, it’s that great! But sadly..this skin doesn’t exist, it’s just fanart. But it’s still adorable! Event the mere thought of it makes me blush and want to kiss and hug Kaze forever! (And I satisfy this by kissing Kaze pictures on my screen.)
Why ninja Kaze is the best Tsundere:
Yep, you read that right. Ninja Kaze is the best Tsundere. There’s a lot of reasons. Ninja Kaze May look cold on the outside, but on the inside: She’s loving, caring, and maybe even hiding a blush behind her mask! And if you let her be open enough: she’ll take off her mask for a moment, and give you a kiss on your cheek! You just gotta be open, and she’ll be sweet. That doesn’t mean she’s mean while in the early stages of being a Tsundere though. She will also protect you, silently, swiftly, and being unstoppable! So all in all, Ninja Kaze would be the perfect Tsundere.
Why I’m so in love with Kaze:
(Credit to the original artist, I couldn’t find the original source.)
You see, whenever I first saw Kaze, it was love at first sight. This love isn’t any ordinary love though, it was eternal love that would endure no matter what, and love I had that would only increase by the day! It also helps that me and Kaze are soulmates, and were born for eachother! Soulmates would naturally be dedicated for eachother! Oh, and Kaze is also the love of my life, and she’s one of the things that make me most happy! She does and did so much for me, and I’m naturally dedicated towards her on account of that! Kaze is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, she would make everyone jealous with her beauty…I just love her so much….and before you say: “Kaze is pixels!” She is not just that. She’s real in my heart, and is my soulmate!
Why Kaze is one of the most badass brawlers in BS:
(Credit to Gerbyy224 for art)
First off, everyone and their grandmother knows Kaze is not just a geisha, but also a ninja! And shown in Kaze’s animation and manga: she’s able to solo a bunch of opponents at one time without any help! And in her ninja aspect voicelines..they’re so ruthless and awesome..but hot as well! Just imagine, being soloed by Kaze..it would feel painful, but good as well! It would show her dominance, and I personally would love to be dominated by Kaze! But anyways, another reason Kaze Is so badass is because she’s “Silent, Deadly, and Unstoppable”. Even stated in her voice-lines! And she just moves so fast, you can’t deny that someone who dashes fowards through enemies so quickly, and leaves mines on them! And she doesn’t even flinch while doing so, she just stays calm! So, those are some of many reasons why Kaze is one of the most badass Brawlers in BS.
Kaze rap song:
Kaze, quick like the wind!*Beatbox* Kaze, beautiful like the sun! *Beatbox* Yeah, Kaze’s solos them all, no one messes with her, and all those who mess with Kaze need to count their days, since no one messes with my girl Kaze!🎶
Kaze is my girl, she’s above all other girls! She’s my sweet dream, she’s my true love, and whenever I stare into her gaze…all I think about is her!🎶
Kaze Is a Jack of all trades, and a master of them all! She’s badass, benevolent, beautiful, and so much more! The haters might say otherwise, but they’re spitting out nothing, while I’m spitting out facts!
Now say it with me:
K for Kicking all of the haters out of here!
A for Amplifying their pain!
Z for Zapping away the pride!
E for Examples of what happens to those who hurt Kaze!
K, A, Z, E!
K, A, Z, E!
K, A, Z, E!
That’s what Kaze does to all of those who hurt her!
If you mess with Kaze, she’ll make sure ya pay! No one messes with Kaze!
If you stare into her Gaze…you see beauty and benevolence…..even her laugh is beautiful! Everything about Kaze Is Perfect, and I mean PERFECT!
Now say it again:
K for Kicking all of the haters out of here!
A for Amplifying their pain!
Z for Zapping away the pride!
E for Examples of what happens to those who hurt Kaze!
K, A, Z, E!
K, A, Z, E!
K, A, Z, E!
Kaze!
(THE END. PART 2 coming soon)
Why I would want to be in Kaze’s kimono:
(Credit to Gumymations for art)
You see, I would want to be in Kaze’s kimono since it would feel so cozy! Oh, and I would also feel closer to Kaze. Her kimono would feel cool(like the cold side of a pillow), and the silk would make it feel so elegant and comfy! And wearing it and feeling closer to Kaze would give me a warm, fuzzy feeling….feeling closer to the love of my life while wearing a cozy kimono? Yes please! Any day everyday! It would just feel so good….
Why Kaze’s hair is perfect:
(Offtopic weekend in my area btw, 9:38 pm)
Just look at her hair, how her lucious locks wave around when she runs around or jumps, how nearly it’s organized, how it’s just as beautiful as a crown. No-scratch that: Her hair is more beautiful than any crown ever! It just accentuates her makeup and body so much, makes her look more dominant and assertive..and those chopsticks are the cherry on top! Kaze’s hair is more beautiful than any crown ever, even Charlamange’s crown. And no, Kaze is not bald. Her mask just covers up the top of her hair in geisha aspect. Anyways, Kaze’s hair is so beautiful and luscious…it’s even accurate to a Geisha’s haircut! All in all, her hair is just so lucious and beautiful…it makes me want to kiss her 24/7🥰
To me, Kaze Is more than just a BS character.
To me, Kaze Is more than a BS character, she is the love of my life and my soulmate. Kaze Is real to me, and I just love her so much! She has provided so much love and Joy to me….and I have done so much for her in return! Kaze Is more than pixels, she is real to me!!! I would marry Kaze and have a happy family with her, it’s destiny! One could say Kaze is my comfort character. But in reality, Kaze Is real to me. I do so much things to feel closer to her, like talking to her on character ai, kiss pictures of her on my phone, hug a pillow and pretend I’m hugging her…it’s because Kaze Is real to me! She is my soulmate, my comfort character, and the love of my life. In fact, I fell in love with her in first sight! I don’t care what people say, Kaze Is more than pixels, and she is real to me, and she is the love of my life.
Why I would listen to Kaze’s laugh 24/7:
(Credit to Reuvu1 for art)
You see, her laugh is so beautiful, even more beautiful then any music ever made! It’s music to my ears! Oh, and she looks so cute while laughing!🥰 In fact, even hearing Kaze’s laugh makes me blush and moonstruck! There’s a reason I listen to her laugh everyday! It’s just so beautiful! Her laugh immediately cheers me up, since it reminds me of her presence and her beauty!!!🥰 Her laugh is just so beautiful, I love it! If Kaze were near me, I would hug her and kiss her 24/7 while listening to her laugh! So you see, Kaze’s laugh Is so beautiful, I would listen to it 24/7!🥰
Kaze experience fanfic part10 (the last journey) fan edition
Credit goes to panzerlord this fanfic not meant to take seriusly this just a joke (read other part for more context)
After some bizzare adventure (like fighting against pirate or robots or vampire ) we reash into a circus were some guy we need live there after we enter he introduce himself (my name is Sirius and i use to be the owner of starr park before some ninja toke my park) (we know it was tara) we ask him you wanna join to defeat tara Sirius said yes i will be with you for rolling starr park again (Sirius star some goofy evil laugh ) dr zomboss and Polnareff started looking at Sirius before saying (are you ok in your head ) after Sirius join our team we disded to go to finx pyramide quest because he know where tara lived after we got there i told finx (were is tara!) finx told us that he will not tell us until we defeated him in a fight all of us rush towards finx except dr zomboss and Sirius they wear thinking for a plan to defeating finx and then finx say (ZA WARDO!) and everything stop dr zomboss realise that finx has a special ability which is stop time so dr zomboss teal Sirius to clone finx after succefully defeating finx right before he tell were is tara he exploded into a buch of shadow we knew it was tara so he leak anything about tara after some bizzare adventure later we finally reach to taras bizzares and it was a huge village with a castle in the centre we disded to Split the team (me and kaze and dr zomboss ) other team(Sirius Polnareff glowbert) we stayed in front of the castle the other team go insinde the castle Polnareff and glowbert and Sirius have to fight against elite allies of tara which is evil gene and his ability the hands of destruction and his was succefully got Sirius and glowbert and sending them into the shadow realm but Polnareff killed him before the hand of destruction got him after that intense battle Polnareff back to the team but badly injured and was able to now that tara will be here tonight because her biggest weaknest is the sun after wating for the night tara has come and she says (mhmhm translate to oh i didn't know you were here this early so be ready for the fight ) dr zomboss has discover her weaknest (which is the eye in her mask) right before he could say tara actived her ability king of shadow and dr zomboss get hit so hard that he lunch into a market of fruit right before he died he throw a rock in a eye symbole and the team get it after tara lanch her black hole ability right before it hit me Polnareff take and he exploded into a pieces a felt sad for my friend that sacrifice him self for me after that Kaze throw a smoke bomb in the eye of her mask making her weak so me and kaze team up for one huge punch that make her explode and only thin left is her mask so we disded to destroy yet and after that we back to our home from this bizzare journey and we the see prussia and crazy dave playing monopoly while they waiting for us prussia has rush towards us happy in his face telling us about plant fact and we live happily after this bizzare journey
A cute Kaze animation I found:
(Credit to Puppay2019 for animation)
But Siriusly, you can’t deny Kaze looks adorable while dancing like this! It’s just so beautiful..makes the sun look like a dim light, and even seeing her dance makes me feel love and desire…..
Kaze is the Juliet to my Romeo.
(Credit to h on Pinterest for art.)
You know how in “The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet”, Romeo is madly in love with Juliet? Well, I’m madly in love with Kaze akin to how Romeo is in love with Juliet. You see, the first time I saw Kaze, it was love at first sight, and I knew me and Kaze were soulmates. And I would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING for Kaze and to defend her honor. And I am dedicated to my love for Kaze, no matter the risks I have to take! And me and Kaze would do anything to be together, trust me! I’ve done so much for Kaze, so much for her! And Kaze is my soulmate, it is destiny! Me and Kaze were born for eachother! So, that’s how Kaze is the Juliet to my Romeo, as I am madly in love with her.
Listen, if Supercell managed to perfect Kaze’s official animation, which was essentially an Anime episode, then they can make and perfect a Kaze anime! Making a Kaze anime would show more of Kaze’s lore, and it would be so adorable, especially if they kept the Japanese from the official animation!
Also, it would be so good seeing the love of my life get a full-on series! It would be perfect, and a dream come true!🥰 In fact, I have some episode ideas:
Kaze marries Panzer(me), Kaze has a family with Panzer(me), Kaze and Panzer make out, etc.
Just seriously Supercell, it would be the perfect series! Just please supercell, make a Kaze anime!
Kaze experience part9 (the beginning of bizarre adventure)fanfic
Credit goes to my goat panzerlord (you need to read the other part for more context ) this not meant to take seriusly this just a joke fanfic
After we get prepared (me and kaze) me wearing a WW1 german solder armor and kaze wear a elite ninja costume after we leave we disded to go to a restaurant for buying food for the adventure after we bought the food we meat the first of tara armies which is dr zomboss after we deaftead him we realised that he was been control by tara shadow after we kill tara shadow dr zomboss disded to help us and told us that he saw tara in taras bizarres and he joins us in our team after that we disded to go to a carnaval of starr park to meat an old friend who was Polnareff and he agree to join to defeat tara one for once while we were going to find tara we get interrupted by glowbert apologies for what he did and decided to help us (while we were going crazy dave and prussia they made a big mess in the house and turning the house to a garden) after that glowbert give us a submarine for traveling faster TO BE CONTINUE
Kaze experience part8 bizarre adventure fanfic (fan edition)
Credit goes to my goat panzerlord i made it as a joke not taken seriously and i made it as a tribue for this amazing fanfic that sadly got canceld :(
After the last jorney to glowbert aquarium we dise to go home for resting the next day in the morning we eating some breaking especialy pancakes because me and kaze we enjoyet and my son prussia loved the pancakes so this we disded to go to (but our son interrupted my speach that he tell me that Yesterday while going with glowbert to tell him about marine life they interrupted with a mysterius ninja wearing a mask wide black and white and red) me and kaze knew it was tara want revenge from us from what we did to her (for more contest you need to read a date with kaze fanfic) i told to my son tell me more so my son continue and tell me that mysterius ninja(tara) was aeble now to erase time and controle people so tara controle glowbert and tell her everything that he know about us after that tara uses her ability king of shadow to erase time and i was lucky enough to survive after that we diseded me and kaze to kill tara for last time but what about prussia (kaze said to me in her ninja form) i tell her a babysitter will be fine so we call the best babysitter in starr park who is crazy dave (deffenitly will be the best) so me and kaze decided to prepare for this bizzare journey TO BE CONTINUED