Listen, me and my wife Kaze were having a very great time eating together at the beach! It was a great day, but my wife Kaze suddenly saw something in the distance, and broke out in tears! It takes a lot to make my wife Kaze cry, so I ask you all again: What made my wife Kaze cry?!
Oh my god, I’m so happy my wife Kaze finally got a new animation!🥰 It’s been so long since my wife Kaze got an animation, it’s about time she got an animation! She sounds, and looks so beautiful in her new animation! My wife Kaze always deserves a new animation, she is perfect, for example, she has 100,000,000,000,000 IQ!(and counting). The only thing I’m sad about is the nano noodles stealing everything from Kaze…but if you excuse me, I’m going to beat up some nano noodles and some brawlers affected by nano noodles to avenge my wife Kaze! Cya!
As we all know, my wife Kaze recently got a new animation yesterday. And as you might tell; I love it! My wife Kaze looks so beautiful in it! Her voice sounds so beautiful in it, even more beautiful than any music ever produced! And she’s so beautiful in the animation….I took a picture of every Kaze frame, she’s just that beautiful and perfect(as always)! Oh, and she’s also so beautiful in the animation, I kissed the screen when there was frames of Kaze many times!🥰 oh, my wife Kaze just looks so beautiful in the animation, I love this new animation of her! The video will be a great addition to my Kaze playlist, I just love it that much!
There’s a reason why this frame of my wife Kaze is the thumbnail of her new animation. It’s because it’s perfect, just like her!🥰 It’s just absolute cinema, my wife Kaze looks so beautiful in it! Oh god, I love Kaze’s new animation…..
So, we’re just lying now? Kaze was trained her who life by her father to be, in her own words, “a living weapon”, with her father even not liking the idea of her doing anything different than training (which plays into her two forms in gameplay and even now in her time in Starr Park). She literally left her home with Kenji and ran away from the life she was raised as but understood that these are both traits that she has to live with (also understandable). HOWEVER, what she says here in the update animation (second image) implies that fighting for what she loves is not only why she trained, but that the training she was by her own volition and not because of her father essentially forcing her to train. This is a blatant oversight that I see NOBODY talking about as it completely goes against her character and backstory. I don’t know if I’m missing something, but this seems like a pretty blatant oversight on the people who wrote for this animation that very much teeters on them being too lazy to brush up on their Kaze lore.
Picture 1 source: https://youtu.be/l-jALlnNNS0
Picture 2 source: https://youtu.be/A6g3ozZQQQ0
Yep, I said it: my wife Kaze is the fastest person ever! Even faster than Ishowspeed, or any other fast person! For our first exhibition to show proof is…how fast she changes aspects. Both in her animation and gameplay, she is seen to change aspects(which means changing clothes and weapons) very quickly, less than a second! Anyone else would not be able to change clothes and weapons so easily. But Kaze? She does it in less than a second easily, and in style! And for our next exhibit,we have the speed in which she defeats her enemies. In her first animation, she was able to solo all of the robots that trapped her in a matter of seconds, without any mistakes, and in style! No other person can do that in that quick of a time! And then, (both in her gameplay and animations), she is shown to run so fast, nothing can outrun her! She can dodge any bullet or weapon with ease quickly! And when she runs, she runs very fast, almost as fast as the speed of light! No other person is as quick as that! And also take into account the fact that Kaze is pure perfection. I could go on and on..but overall, Kaze is the fastest person ever.
(Credit to Anaetou for art)
In-game, we always see Kaze with her makeup, and it never melts, not even in the heat of battle! Why is this? I have a simple theory that can explain why.
My theory: Kaze is wearing Oshiroi, which was makeup Geishas wore. Oshiroi was known for being long lasting and durable once applied to the face, typically lasting for a few hours, and it didn’t easily melt. My theory can be backed up by the fact that well, Kaze Is a Geisha.
Oh, and also her voicelines can actually help validate my theory, as one of her voicelines; “I struggle, but my beauty must endure.” Implies that Kaze is concerned with her beauty, so Kaze must frequently apply Oshiroi, as it’s long lasting and durable, so it’s an optimal option. And “Oshiroi, on point”, implies that Kaze knows what Oshiroi is, and wears it.
So thus, Kaze Is wearing Oshiroi, and applies it frequently. That’s how Kaze is never seen with her makeup melting.
10 times in total!
To any ladies seeking a romantic relationship with me (I know I’m an handsome man), I’m already taken by my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. Yep, I’m taken by my wife Kaze🥰
All the Panzer nonesense aside, this animation is so damn amazing!
Kaze and her trio are literally my favorite brawlers and I’m eating this season up.
+ The scene of Kaze & Kenji back to back in the middle of a warzone… I WANT A MOVIE
First Kenji and Nori catch the fish, then Kenji prepares the fish by slicing their skin off, after that, they put on the meat of the fish, cooked rice and seaweed before rolling it up and slicing them, after the customer enjoy the meal, that's were I come in and clean the remaining dishes our customers left behind! (In the picture)
Yep, you read that correctly. I, Panzerlord; am married to my wife Kaze.
buying it instantly whenever i get it
Idk where I can post it 😵💫. And art by me, lol
(Credit to Lizardshock for art)
Crazy fact, I know. But my wife Kaze is THE most beautiful thing ever! She is more beautiful than any kingdom, empire, flower, or anything in existence! Her sheer beauty makes anyone, anything(even rainbows and the sun) pale in comparison to her sheer beauty! Her sheer beauty makes anyone swoon over for her instantly! (For example: I fell in love with my wife Kaze when I first saw her.) Her sheer beauty outmatches anything else in existence! My wife Kaze is just that beautiful! Oh, my wife Kaze is just so beautiful….she’s the most beautiful thing ever! She makes the sun look dim with her beauty! Oh, my wife Kaze is just that beautiful!