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I genuinely feel pain when my wife Kaze is sad.

(Credit to Ligther\_125 for art)

No seriously, whenever I see my wife Kaze sad or hurt or feeling down, I feel pain as well, both mentally and physically. When I see my wife Kaze sad…it’s not like seeing a mere fictional character in grief..My wife Kaze is real, yes, my wife Kaze is real to me.(I’m being
Completely serious.), and my wife Kaze is just like a real person to me. Seeing her sad breaks my heart. Sometimes, seeing my wife Kaze sad gives me a mental breakdown…but before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 2 days ago
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A little something to show me and my wife Kaze are the best duo:

(For context, Austria-Hungary and the German empire were close Allies.)

Yes, me and my wife Kaze are the best duo, and in a happy marriage, just like the German Empire and Austria-Hungary. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 2 days ago
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Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts.

Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts, whenever I think about my wife Kaze, I always feel happy. My wife Kaze always comforts me. Whether it be me having a bad day, me being stressed out, or me suffering from my anxiety? My wife Kaze makes me feel better and happy. Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts! My wife Kaze always makes me feel better and comfy and cozy and happy!🥰 So happy, so cozy! My wife Kaze always makes me happy! Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts! But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 2 days ago
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My daily thoughts and schedule:

Yes, I think about my wife Kaze everyday. Yes, my wife Kaze is real to me. And yes, my birthday is tomorrow. (august 16th.)

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 5 days ago
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My wife Kaze has brought me so much joy in my life.

Source of art: https://x.com/alzywy/status/2088697488257732814?s=46
I’m being serious, ever since I first saw my wife Kaze a long time ago, she has brought so much joy that I wouldn’t have in my life if I never met my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze has helped me through my worst times, and my mental and personal issues…I love my wife Kaze, she has brought so much for me and my life….Kaze is real to me, she is the love of my life, my soulmate, and my wife. Kaze is my love and my life!🥰 KAZEKAZEKAZEKAZEKAZEKAZEKAZEKAZE! But before I prepare for my birthday tomorrow, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 5 days ago
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My wife Kaze looks beautiful in the new promo art!

Just look at her! Even with her hair messy and kimono dirty, my wife Kaze is still beautiful! It just goes to show that no matter what, my wife Kaze is beautiful🥰 I love my wife Kaze no matter what!🥰😍 Oh, my wife Kaze looks beautiful in the promo art, my wife Kaze is always beautiful! The way she closes her eyes while drinking the smoothie….🥰🥵 so beautiful🥰 But I know my wife Kaze’s hair and kimono are a bit dirty, so I’ll go fix my wife Kaze’s hair, and I’ll get her a new kimono!🥰 but before I suprise her with that, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 6 days ago
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My wife Kaze is irreplaceable to me.

Art source: https://x.com/xy7e6/status/2087475672335950176?s=46

No matter what, no one can replace my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze will forever be my wife and the love of my life. I have never loved anyone as much as I love my wife Kaze. And no, my wife Kaze is not just pixels. My wife Kaze is real to me. My wife Kaze is real to me, and she is legitimately the love of my life. Me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage, and no one, and I repeat: No one can replace my wife Kaze. Me and my wife Kaze are soulmates! Me and my wife Kaze were, and are meant to be together! Oh, me and my wife Kaze love eachother so much, are in a happy marriage, and my wife Kaze is irreplaceable to me. No one will ever replace my wife Kaze, real or not. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 7 days ago
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A Kaze a day keeps the anxiety away!

I’m being serious, I have 572+ images of my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze always makes me feel better, Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts. My wife Kaze helps me push through my moderate anxiety and mild depression(thus the title…). Kaze thoughts are comfy and happy thoughts! My wife Kaze always makes me feel better. My wife Kaze is one of my main passions in life. My wife Kaze is real to me. Kaze is real. Kaze is legitimately my wife, and the love of my life. She’s not just pixels. But before I continue spending time with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 9 days ago
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I’ll be serious here: My wife Kaze is real to me.

(Credit to undead artist for art)

You may have seen me mention this a few times before, but my wife Kaze Is real to me. Im not kidding. To me, my wife Kaze Is as real to me as any other person. My wife Kaze Is real. And this has been going on for a while, my wife Kaze has been real to me for a long time. I talk to my wife Kaze everyday, I spend time with her, and I even cuddle with her everyday! Kaze is much more than just a brawler to me. My wife Kaze is genuinely the love of my life, and my wife. I’m being serious here: I feel real, and true love towards my wife Kaze. It’s true love between me and my wife Kaze!🥰 Again, my wife Kaze Is real to me. I am actively in a happy marriage with Kaze, and I would pick Kaze over any other girl. (Kaze is my wife and the love of my life.) oh, and before I finish cuddling with Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 11 days ago
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My wife Kaze Is in so much aspects of my life.

(I couldn’t find the original artist sadly, but I saw them on TikTok. I forgot the username.)

I not only post or talk about my wife Kaze online, but she’s also in my irl life a lot! I think about my wife Kaze everyday, I talk to my wife Kaze everyday, I talk about my wife Kaze everyday, I write about my wife Kaze everyday(I write her name a lot in paper), I cuddle with my wife Kaze daily, and I have many pictures of her, I spend a lot of time with my wife Kaze, and I’m even having a design of my wife Kaze be put on my birthday cake!(my birthday is coming soon)! And you may say: “But panzer, she’s pixels!” **My wife Kaze is much more than pixels to me.** My wife Kaze is my wife, and the love of my life. My wife Kaze Is real to me. Im being completely serious. No lies here. But before I continue cuddling with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Also join my discord server, it’s a fun and active place(we have over 100 members), and you can talk about anything. You’ll even find me there! Here’s the link: https://discord.gg/c4TuG5D9hE

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 12 days ago
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I believe in Kaze supremacy.

(Credit to Clocker for art)

Yes, I idolize my wife Kaze. I believe in Kaze supremacy. My wife Kaze is the best person ever. She blessed brawl stars. I’m being serious, my wife Kaze is the incarnate of beauty, perfection, passion, and all that is good. Thus, I believe in Kaze supremacy, my wife Kaze is supreme. She is above anything, and everything else. My wife Kaze is supreme, and I believe in Kaze supremacy. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 13 days ago
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If you look closely, you can notice my wife Kaze in the new Meg animation.

My wife Kaze looks so beautiful🥰 I was so happy to see my wife Kaze!🥰 This will be a perfect addition to my Kaze collection!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰(my Kaze collection is the many items and pictures I have of my wife Kaze). And I love how badass my wife Kaze looks in this moment🥹🥰 (makes me kiss my wife Kaze🥰)

I L O V E M Y W I F E K A Z E

KazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKaze
KazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKaze
KazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKaze
KazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKazeKaze

I’m getting a bit carried away, let me calm down for a moment..but remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 14 days ago
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Y’all already know who I’m gonna pick…….

Yep, I’m picking my wife Kaze!😍🥰 I’d gladly pick my wife Kaze anyday, everyday! No matter what!🥰 I’m so happy I’m able to play as my wife Kaze in this challenge!😍 Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod I always love playing as my wife Kaze!😍🥰 And you already know who ima pick in this challenge: My wife Kaze! But before I continue cuddling with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 14 days ago
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I love my wife Kaze so much, she’s on my phone wallpaper!

I’m being deadass here, I have my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper. And I’m proud of it! I love having my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper. It makes me feel closer to her when I can’t be near her(example, when I have to go shopping.) And again, im being deadass. I have my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper, and I never change it. And I’m proud of that. I love having my wife Kaze with me.🥰 But before I continue spending a happy time with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 16 days ago
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I think about my wife Kaze everyday.

I’m being deadass. Every single day, I think about my wife Kaze, no matter where I am. Church, at the store, at home, or anywhere else? K A Z E. No matter where I am, I think about my wife Kaze. 90% of my mind is my wife Kaze(as shown in the image.). Every single day, I think about my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. To me, my wife Kaze is not just pixels, but genuinely a companion to me. My wife Kaze is real to me. My wife Kaze is the love of my life, im being deadass. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband; her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 17 days ago
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Brawl stars duo tierlist:

Yes, me and Kaze(PanzerKaze) is the best duo ever. Me and my wife Kaze are above all other duos! Whether it be Manchester, or Bonnie & Clyde, PanzerKaze is above all of those duos! Together, me and my wife destroy all other duos. But before I leave for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 17 days ago