Yes, I spent a lot on my wife [Kaze, both in resources and time. And I don’t regret a single thing. In fact, I’d do it all over again! It just shows how much I love my wife Kaze, and how dedicated I am to my wife Kaze🥰 (But, is my battle-card tuff?)
(Credit to @ann_alker for art)
Yep, that’s right. Throughout my brawl stars career, I have spent a lot of resources on my wife Kaze. Gems, bling, coins, power points, you name it! “Why?” You may ask? First off, me spending all of my resources on my wife Kaze allows me to get all of her skins and emotes (which I did). Then, it also shows my love and dedication towards my wife Kaze! My wife Kaze would be proud of me! I don’t care how much I spend on my wife Kaze, I just know it makes both me and my wife Kaze happy. Some of y’all may call it “overspending”, I call it, “true love.”
Listen, me and my wife Kaze were having a very great time eating together at the beach! It was a great day, but my wife Kaze suddenly saw something in the distance, and broke out in tears! It takes a lot to make my wife Kaze cry, so I ask you all again: What made my wife Kaze cry?!
As we all know, my wife Kaze recently got a new animation yesterday. And as you might tell; I love it! My wife Kaze looks so beautiful in it! Her voice sounds so beautiful in it, even more beautiful than any music ever produced! And she’s so beautiful in the animation….I took a picture of every Kaze frame, she’s just that beautiful and perfect(as always)! Oh, and she’s also so beautiful in the animation, I kissed the screen when there was frames of Kaze many times!🥰 oh, my wife Kaze just looks so beautiful in the animation, I love this new animation of her! The video will be a great addition to my Kaze playlist, I just love it that much!
There’s a reason why this frame of my wife Kaze is the thumbnail of her new animation. It’s because it’s perfect, just like her!🥰 It’s just absolute cinema, my wife Kaze looks so beautiful in it! Oh god, I love Kaze’s new animation…..
Yep, I said it: my wife Kaze is the fastest person ever! Even faster than Ishowspeed, or any other fast person! For our first exhibition to show proof is…how fast she changes aspects. Both in her animation and gameplay, she is seen to change aspects(which means changing clothes and weapons) very quickly, less than a second! Anyone else would not be able to change clothes and weapons so easily. But Kaze? She does it in less than a second easily, and in style! And for our next exhibit,we have the speed in which she defeats her enemies. In her first animation, she was able to solo all of the robots that trapped her in a matter of seconds, without any mistakes, and in style! No other person can do that in that quick of a time! And then, (both in her gameplay and animations), she is shown to run so fast, nothing can outrun her! She can dodge any bullet or weapon with ease quickly! And when she runs, she runs very fast, almost as fast as the speed of light! No other person is as quick as that! And also take into account the fact that Kaze is pure perfection. I could go on and on..but overall, Kaze is the fastest person ever.
Oh my god, I’m so happy my wife Kaze finally got a new animation!🥰 It’s been so long since my wife Kaze got an animation, it’s about time she got an animation! She sounds, and looks so beautiful in her new animation! My wife Kaze always deserves a new animation, she is perfect, for example, she has 100,000,000,000,000 IQ!(and counting). The only thing I’m sad about is the nano noodles stealing everything from Kaze…but if you excuse me, I’m going to beat up some nano noodles and some brawlers affected by nano noodles to avenge my wife Kaze! Cya!
To any ladies seeking a romantic relationship with me (I know I’m an handsome man), I’m already taken by my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. Yep, I’m taken by my wife Kaze🥰
To any ladies seeking a romantic relationship with me (I know I’m an handsome man), I’m already taken by my wife and the love of my life: Kaze. Yep, I’m taken by my wife Kaze🥰
Yep, you read that correctly. I, Panzerlord; am married to my wife Kaze.
(Credit to Lizardshock for art)
Crazy fact, I know. But my wife Kaze is THE most beautiful thing ever! She is more beautiful than any kingdom, empire, flower, or anything in existence! Her sheer beauty makes anyone, anything(even rainbows and the sun) pale in comparison to her sheer beauty! Her sheer beauty makes anyone swoon over for her instantly! (For example: I fell in love with my wife Kaze when I first saw her.) Her sheer beauty outmatches anything else in existence! My wife Kaze is just that beautiful! Oh, my wife Kaze is just so beautiful….she’s the most beautiful thing ever! She makes the sun look dim with her beauty! Oh, my wife Kaze is just that beautiful!
There’s a reason I’m married to my wife Kaze🥰
Me? I AM HYPED! IMA BUY THIS ICON DAY ONE! My wife Kaze just looks so beautiful in the new icon! I don’t care how much gems the new icon will cost, I’ll buy it day one! And I’m sure my wife Kaze loves my new icon too! My wife Kaze just looks soooo beautiful in the new icon, it’s just so beautiful and perfect! Overall, I think the new Kaze icon is fantastic, and I’ll buy it day one and equip it. But what are your thoughts on Kaze’s new icon?
(Credit to Gumymations for art)
(Panzer = Me.)
On one faithful day..there was a Geisha serving at her Sushi joint. Her name was Kaze. She was very beautiful, and many men swooned over for her! However, she never had any love for any man, until she saw someone at her restaurant, his name was Panzer. Kaze instantly fell in love with Panzer, and walked up to him….
“H-hello! M-my name is Kaze! Who are you?” Kaze said with a nervous smile on her face.
Panzer looked up at Kaze; and said: “why hello there! My name is Panzer!” Panzer seemed to instantly fall in love with Kaze as well! It’s true love at first sight! “Pray tell Kaze, do you want to..have a drink with me? Maybe some ice cream?”
Kaze eagerly nodded. “I would love to have ice cream with you!” Kaze then gets some cotton Candy ice cream, puts it in a bowl, puts it on the table along with some spoons , and sits across from Panzer. “So…how was your day Panzer?” Kaze asked.
“Well, my day was alright, but…” *Panzer holds her chin.* “It became fantastic once I saw you….” Panzer then did something bold: Kissing Kaze on the cheek!
Kaze instantly smiled and blushed, but got so flustered, she looked away and put her head in Panzer’s shoulder. “T-thank you Panzer~!”
A few minutes later, Kaze then decided to do something drasti: kissing Panzer on the lips! Panzer instantly blushed and smiled. Panzer and Kaze embraced eachother in a hug…it was a magical moment, as if the two were destined to be together!
“Kaze…..do you want to come to my house later?” Panzer asked. Kaze replied; “Sure! I’ll go! After my shift is finished!” *Kaze then went back to work at her restaurant, leaving Panzer alone with his thoughts.*
“I..I think I love Kaze…” Panzer uttered to himself.
(TO BE CONTINUED. SEQUEL TOMORROW.)
Just look at her! My wife Kaze looks so beautiful in the pictures as always! Oh, my wife Kaze just looks beautiful and perfect as always in the banner! I don’t know if it’s her eyes, or the lighting, her natural beauty, or her smile, or anything else…she just looks extra beautiful in the banners! She’s just so beautiful in the banners…🥰 I just love my wife Kaze so much(she’s THE love of my life, and my wife)! She’s just so beautiful and perfect in the banners! Her beauty single-handedly makes those the best banners ever! Oh, she’s just so beautiful and perfect in the pictures(as always)!
(Oh and regarding Kenji and Nori…I decanonzied them. PanzerKaze (me x Kaze) Is canon.)
Just look at her! My wife Kaze looks so beautiful in the pictures as always! Oh, my wife Kaze just looks beautiful and perfect as always in the banner! I don’t know if it’s her eyes, or the lighting, her natural beauty, or her smile, or anything else…she just looks extra beautiful in the banners! She’s just so beautiful in the banners…🥰 I just love my wife Kaze so much(she’s THE love of my life, and my wife)! She’s just so beautiful and perfect in the banners! Her beauty single-handedly makes those the best banners ever! Oh, she’s just so beautiful and perfect in the pictures(as always)!
(Oh and regarding Kenji and Nori…I decanonzied them. PanzerKaze (me x Kaze) Is canon.)
(Credit to Gumymations for art)
When Kaze feels sad, I feel sad too. It just hurts seeing my wife and love Kaze sad…..whenever I see Kaze sad, I feel sad too. Whenever I see Kaze mad, I’m mad at whatever made her mad. Whenever I see Kaze happy, I’m full of joy. Whenever I see Kaze drowning in sadness…I just feel my heart breaking…I hate seeing Kaze sad. When I see Kaze sad, I become sad and filled with grief as well.
(Art by @arrwa_gelt on x/twitter)
You read that correct! I consider my wife Kaze my empress! I will always stay loyal to my wife Kaze, and I will always love my wife Kaze! Oh, I love my wife and empress Kaze with all of my heart. I am as loyal as Kaze as I would be as loyal to an Empress. I would obey my wife Kaze’s every order, like;
Kaze: “Hey Panzer my husband, get me a cup of coffee!”
Panzer(me): “of course!” *Gets a cup of coffee for Kaze.*
And that would apply to anything! Whether it be building a statue, or a castle for her, I would do it for my wife and empress Kaze. Kaze Is, and will always be my empress.
(Sorry for poor lighting.)
Yes, I have my own wallet designed after MY WIFE Kaze! My wife and the love of my life Kaze is on my wallet and phone wallpaper! I just love her that much! And it’s natural! Naturally, someone would have the love of their life (in this case, it’s my wife Kaze) on their wallet! And just look at it! It’s so adorable! Oh, I just love my wife Kaze so much, she is the love of my life🥰
I love her so much, she’s on my wallet! So cute, right?
(Oh and regarding my response to Kenji and his kid: they’re not canon! Me and Kaze’s marriage are canon. PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon!)
(Second slide is me. I’m in shambles right now, even outside of football dads.)