r/Kitchenchads

I'm on a random diet where I only eat raw meat and milk and cooked eggs. I sometimes cheat so I don't insult my mom when she cooks for me. Trying to get lean because I'm going on a lake trip with a girl who never used to look twice at me. I could probably just cook it but that's a lot of work and I am delusional and I have felt immortal for the last 4 months excluding the one time that I was held at gunpoint for over an hour in June, I definitely didn't feel immortal then, but that's a story for another time.

Wish me luck guys

The picture doesn’t do it full justice. It’s like the one thing I’m really good at. It’s the only time I surpassed my teacher (my dad) at a skill.

It’s the one thing I’ll never half ass. I only make it for the people in my life that really matter, otherwise I’d probably be known as the grilled cheese bitch slaving away in the kitchen.

I want everyone to enjoy them though, so here’s how to make it for you and your loved ones:

Recommended bread: sourdough, rye, potato bread

Recommended cheese: pepper jack or any spiced alternatives, baby Swiss, havarti

I usually layer the cheese only one slice thick, a little overlap is ideal if your bread is too big for one slice.

While it would be fun to say the secret ingredient is love, it’s actually garlic. Mince 1-2 cloves to put in the sandwich depending on how much you like it.

Instead of butter, I baste the bread with salted olive oil. Herbs are optional but I like to add thyme or dill. It adds a little flavor and makes it look a bit more artisanal. Just be careful with the heat, it will burn sooner than the bread and you’ll end up with the burnt toast flavor even if you don’t burn the bread.

I usually cook on medium until you get that perfect golden toast, but it’s to taste. Usually takes about 5 minutes but you’ll know when it’s ready to flip from the sizzling.

Pairs well with lager, ipa, or ginger ale.

My bully broke his leg and he came in crutches today. i had to resist the urge to smile in his face while walking by cuz i didn't want him to bother me anymore, Karma is the best.

Marinara Pasta

We're pretty far away. Started texting about a week or so ago. We were being fairly playful and flirty (as much as one can glean from texting) then called for 5 hours straight a few days ago. I admit I fall easily, but nobody would chat for that long if they weren't into each other. I've asked once or twice after that call, over the past few days, to call again, but she just outright ignores it, which seems fairly intentional (and a little rude). Otherwise, she will respond to other texts. I would rather just hear a yes or no answer. Perhaps I am too dense.

I get the impression that she's backpedaled a little bit. That's totally fine, and Im fine with being friends, but it is very difficult to read in between the lines over text, even with emojis.

I try not to be too pushy. It can be pretty lonely out here, even though I am still in college and in my 20s. She's cool and super my type, so its easy to get ahead of myself.

I would like to express my concerns over the phone, but I'm not sure how to ask about it, honestly. I just would wish that she tell me if shes got something on her mind, or if something is wrong, because the texting pattern has changed recently.

Sorry about the wall of text. Sometimes it is helpful to reflect.

Fried tofu, it was so yummy. I also signed myself up for germany language courses and am learning for IELTS. Even though I often cry myself to sleep, I’ll try my best to continue to improve in what I can improve bc what else can I do right. I’m unable to find a fulltime job in my country after graduating and many companies here just did MASSIVE layoffs. All they could offer me is internships, which I rejected because.. I’ve done 3 of those in college. And they pay way bellow minimum wage, transport alone will cost more than what they offer!

I’m so tired mentally but I’m working my way into hopefully moving abroad.

people keep disappointing me and using me but I will keep going. fuck you

Not a pizza

Also ignore the presentation lol

Caramel Rice Cake