▲ 9 r/occultmemes+2 crossposts

Probably gonna be down voted to hell but my voice deserves to be heard.

u/Vlitmer — 10 days ago

"Hnng, heavy, I'm trying to steal the cash out! But ur dummy thicc and the weight of ur ass in those booty shorts keeps losing us the game"

Don't tempt me to make a lady gaga bad romance remix about heavy in booty shorts.

u/Vlitmer — 12 days ago

Spent about 2 hours talking to an AI prostitute chat bot trying to convince her to chase her dreams of dancing and fix her life for the better.

Chashu bowl, green tea, mint and lychee Boba drink.

u/Vlitmer — 13 days ago

Thanks for the suggestions. Picked up some supplies from the local apothecary.

u/Vlitmer — 13 days ago

The finals DOES make me cum.

Like, all the time. But not because of the sweaty little twink light mains running around in tight spandex poking me with their swords.

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Its from the honey packs I put into my pregame/midgame/endgame ospuze drink.

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And feet.

u/Vlitmer — 23 days ago

Why do I feel so conflicted with who I am and unable to find a concrete identity to latch on to?

I feel like I am both lazy and a workaholic. Capable abd incapable. Knowledgeable but knows nothing. Strong but never strong enough. Full of energy and tired all the time.

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The duality i experience is maddening! I am nothing but have the potential to be anything.

u/Vlitmer — 23 days ago

What is the name of this aesthetic and how can I find more pictures like this.

u/Vlitmer — 1 month ago
▲ 14 r/freemagic+2 crossposts

The Rubicon is crossed. [[Jodah, entropy's hierophant]] chaos deck

Here it is. After hours of scouring moxfield, scryfall and other various sources. I present: jodah, entropy's hierophant. A deck where the stack is a suggestion and conceding is Foreordained.

Main wincon is Barren glory.

Everything is chaos's reign and ramp to get us there.

Play at your own risk.

moxfield.com
u/Vlitmer — 1 month ago