
r/MarySkinnerSnark

What happened
She was such a natural beauty. The eyebrows, the lips, the frozen face. Sometimes we really can be so blind with the way we perceive ourselves sadly
I’d bet money that it’s Clara’s wedding
She looked so much prettier back then :/
Took this screenshot from her stories a few days ago but forgot to post. Crazy to me how much more natural and youthful she looked just 3 years ago. The botox and awful slick backs really age her and the weird fashion choices are not it! I also think this hair color looks so much better on her than the dark.
Miss grwm with these types of style
I’ve been getting into more boho looks lately and this video came up on feed when searching for ideas. I feel like this style felt so much more cohesive and fitting to her compared to what she wears these days
Arthur’s Seat fire
At the risk of being a lil parasocial, I just find it interesting that she hasn’t acknowledged the fire currently hitting Arthur’s Seat — at the very least, it’s a piece of content, sympathy likes, one last ditch effort at showing she cared a little bit about Edinburgh?
Prolly not full snark worthy tho lol
Fergus :(
Genuinely breaks my heart (as a proud dog mama) to see the turmoil they put him through. Granted, I have a high anxiety rescue, but I am just so sad for him. He has never known stability, and it’s so heartbreaking. In his life, he’s never been able to live in the same place for more than 2 years. I’ve moved with my dog, but we’re talking an hour — not plane rides or cross country road trips.
But even if you put that aside, the poor pup JUST had that MAJOR change, and now they’ve left him to go to America. It’s just devastating. I can’t imagine how confused he gets.
I have to wonder if he is nothing more than a therapy dog to Mary, whenever she finds it convenient. He’s 100% Matt’s dog, but it makes me sad to think about what Ferg probably feels. :(
Also, I know the argument is like “she doesn’t have to share everything about her personal life and dog and husband with us” which like yeah okay but also she overshares on EVERYTHING and ALWAYS has! So why not overshare on the shit we can relate to? Not saying you need to air your dirty laundry, but we can understand husband/dog issues. We can’t relate to your crazy ass country hopping hobbies.
Botched…
step away from the needles Mary, it’s only getting worse 😩
The outfit choice…showing off a lot of skin.
Idk if anyone is as weirded out as me but I feel like the zipper on her shorts did not need to go thaaat far down. Oof. I would post pic but I didn’t want to screenshot and notify her lol.
Why did she never make DFW content?
The way she said he worked in DFW because he played for their rugby team and the way she talks about her influencer work makes me think of a resume I saw that said "Canine Logistics and Client Retention Coordinator" the person was a dog walker.
Girl, neither of you worked in the professional sphere. You work in the entertainment industry
Mary's back in the states. You know what that means...
More content in one day than she posts in a month while being the UK.
She honestly seems happier in the States but feels the need to live abroad to match some predetermined aesthetic she created for herself.
Usually a silent reader here..
But I just had to share this as someone who is from / lives in Edinburgh.
This appeared on my TikTok feed and I was like huh I recognise that place hahaha
£3250 per month 🫢🫢
(As someone who only pays £500 per month that is a looot)
Mary's career would crash and burn.
Saw this screenshot and realised Mary only gets opportunities because she has high follower counts. If you take away the follower counts, she would probably not get any work. Her content is so low-effort compared to so many other creators. She's not creative, and does not have a good work ethic.
Clara would 100% still get opportunities.
Mary’s Edi flat monthly rent is substantially more than my monthly salary
In case anyone else is curious, the listing for Mary’s Edi flat was posted today: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90796044#/?channel=RES_LET
Disclaimerrrrrs:
- People’s privacy and safety should never be compromised, obv. But Mary no longer lives here, and the MOD has allowed
- I originally posted this as a reply in another thread, where someone else commented the street name. All I did was google it + rentals !
Outfit Details
No Mary, we dont want the details of the most basic ugly outfit. Thanks Tho. 👍
Single vs Singular
I also went to UMW. I was also an English major. She is such an embarrassment to the whole department.