Simon Wilson in 2026
Simon's truly a nice guy but fuck me I feel awkward watching him just attach himself to people and not let go. The recent World Cup video is a lot of him joining groups of existing friends, following them for miles and seeing how long it'll last. Everyone's too polite to say hey man it's been years since we've all been together and we've been saving for months for our tickets so they just let him water down their rare catch ups. I admire his confidence and dedication to his thing and it makes me question if I should get my incel ass out there more often. Simon's also calmed down asking random people unnecessary questions as an in or excuse to chat - a few back in Australia where he would ask someone "IS THIS WHERE I LINE UP" as he stands next to a massive sign and joins an obvious line
meatflaps and all, I sincerely think he is a great bloke and do only want him to succeed further but I wanted to see if anyone else had any similar thoughts. He's winning so all the power to him