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What if Jesus never died on the cross but was given water with chemicals in it that imitated death similar to what happened in Romeo and Juliet before they took the real poison and died? What if Jesus was taken out of the tomb after he was entombed not because he rose from the dead, but because that was his only way to escape the Romans who were determined to silence him. What if just one of all those Roman Army Members there was just one that thought what he was saying was good. What if just one of them was a follower? They acted like they pierced him to make sure he was dead but instead of destroying his body they just poked deep enough to make it bleed after Jesus was already unconscious from the medicine that made him look like he was dead. What if all the people who saw him after he "Rose" from the dead were the people who recognized him as Jesus and were supposed to not say anything about his great escape from certain death and because people started talking they had to make him disappear. What if Jesus lived to a ripe old age and died with a wife and seven children and they carried his legacy on through writing the words for the other apostles to claim their truth as well because they feared having their entire family hunted down for heresy? Maybe the Bible was written to destroy the beliefs of the time and rewrite the things people told themselves are truths because they don't know the difference and it was a ploy to manipulate mankind better because Jesus did believe in trying to make a difference in the world. What if his family carried on his message through the Bible and having his apostles and everyone who wanted to keep their trials and tribulations and the dignity of their lives and legacy preserved how they wanted to be remembered, not as the people who stood up to tyranny oppression and persecution and were run away and hunted down and just killed but that they were larger than life, that God had protected and lifted them because they were the righteous ones that if they died it was for a purpose. The Bible wasn't written to guide the world as a new religion it was written by people who wanted to be connected to a legacy escape from the Roman Army by the intellectual use of medicine that Jesus probably had a proficient knowledge of which is why he was able to heal people and bring people back from the dead. It's not that far of a stretch. All you have to do is have enough faith in yourself to be able to see through the deceptions of man throughout history and wonder what do you believe more? Jesus was the only son of God and came to give us a heaven that you'll never have proof of until you die and followed him your entire life or that Jesus was a smart and talented person who might just have been too smart for his own good and pulled off the greatest deception of man the world has ever known. Becoming a legacy by becoming God and having the whole world remember your name. There's a thousand possibilities. You'll never know the truth because you wouldn't recognize it if you had it given to you unlimited amounts of times forever. It's not that you can't know the truth but the fact that you don't know the difference between truth and lies because you believe lies that tell you the truth is a lie.

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I'm a 5'6 F who weighs 210lbs and I had been using THC for a year. I have stopped using it for 3 weeks now because I may have to take a urinalysis for my new job. After 3 weeks of not using, my pee is still showing positive for THC on a at home test. Do you guys have any solutions?

Guys, honestly, what are you doing if you're hooking up with a chick and she takes off her top to reveal man boobs (small fat percentage, huge puffy nip). Recently I hooked up with a girl and I had to stop talking to her cause I realized her boobs kind of grossed me out. Do other guys experience this.

I am afraid to Google it because I will WebMD myself to death so I guess I’ll have other humans do it instead. Every time my grandmother and mother have made burgers, I saw them sneak a pinch of the seasoned meat to taste. My family members would flip out over how not just gross but seriously dangerous it was to do that. They say the same about cigarettes, alcohol, etc. my grandmothers entire life she did it, my mother still does and since my first delicious bite I never stopped.

EVERY SINGLE TIME IN THE LAST 15 YEARS I’VE MADE BURGERS, I CONSUMED AT LEAST 2 TBSP OF THE RAW MEAT.

So how bad is it really?

I didn't realize Swatch was still a thing until I saw all these videos of people fighting to get in line to buy one. Can someone fill me in here? What's the deal?

I have had some event happened with someone and im trying to see if I’m being paranoid or not?

So I met this girl (friend), the first time we met I kept misplacing my phone like every 15 minutes and I never do that, I’m always aware of my stuff, I rmb I thought that was weird and totally not like me but I let it go and the second time I went to her house when i got home my right eye part of it got red, and 3rd time today we were supposed to meet but it didn’t work end up happening because of some confusions.

And the crazy thing is when I decided I wanted to go and didn’t want to hang out anymore today I kept seeing Angel numbers which in my mind meant that I made the right choice.

im not sure if im being told something or I’m reading toomuch into it. Maybe its just that our vibration aren’t matching, maybe one of our frequency is higher and the other person is trying to Match it. Or maybe the connection is just not meant to be.

Ik when u are layering ull always use like a ribbed tank top under ur shirt with button open

But when u are wearing a shirt with fully closed button and the tank isn’t visible, what are u wearing under it, a ribbed tank top or a banyan?

Shout out to my man Heath