r/OKbuddyHalfLife

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Barney Calhoun is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking corporal that's right he took his security guard dick a pissed all over him and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting"so I'm making a call out post Barney Calhoun has a small dick about the size of this snark except way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like that's right baby all barrel no mags no sights look at that it looks like two grenades and a rocket he fucked my corporal so guess what I'm gonna fuck black mesa take this my super laser piss except I'm gonna aim much higher that's right I'm pissing on xen how do you like that kleiner I pissed on xen you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss droplets fall to the lambda complex now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!

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