
r/RyenRussillo

Russillo episode of Just for Lunch with Chef Donny
Interesting cooking show episode as Ryen was the one taking the lead and made Donny his assistant basically.
I actually came away more impressed by Chet Holmgren last night
Life Advice Question: Female Legal Trouble
6’1” 240. Carrying a bit of weight, I know, but I’m in year 25 of my bulking phase. No cutting in sight yet. I’m in the entertainment business, including dabbling in screenwriting, and have a pretty decent following of sorts. I recently switched companies to give myself more independence and control of my creative pursuits. Things have been going well, as I’m mainly doing the same thing but with even less oversight, if you can believe that. Brought along my old crew, well except for one fringe guy.
My new colleagues skew younger and there have been some rumblings about my sexuality. Over Super Bowl weekend, I grabbed a pic on r/chicksinhockeyjerseys of juicy pierced tatas. I cropped off the head so the female couldn’t be identified and posted them to my IG at 4am in the morning. I figured boobs would dispel any rumors of which team I played for, once and for all.
But somehow the female caught wind of this and brought an order of protection against me. I’ve lawyered up with some pretty good attorneys, but listen guys, I’m pretty scared of the whole situation, legally and reputationally. What would you guys do in my situation? I've had run-ins with the law before so don't want this effecting my career. Also don't want my secret to come out. Anyway, love the show. Miss you Oregon!
Russillo Court Hearing Tomorrow
Earlier this afternoon someone posted this court case for a Protective Order hearing for a Ryen Russillo in Utah district court tomorrow morning in this sub.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RyenRussillo/comments/1tgvxa4/is_ryen_in_trouble/
They claimed they were looking up their own court date for traffic court tomorrow but that seemed suspicious to me. And upon further investigation, you can only look up district court cases in Utah in person, if they're your own case or if you have a subscription to a legal search service.
The enclosed picture (plantiff name deleted) is what was posted and does not seem to be available online in any sort of free search. It also seems suspicious that a dedicated Redditor who would rush to post their random find wouldn't realize that would have a much bigger audience at r/billsimmons.
A Bing search revealed that the account that posted had several previous posts in adult related subreddits, including subs for artificially enhanced boobs and porn for sports fans . These posts have all been deleted from Reddit itself, but one pic is still up on a site that aggregates pictures from various NSFW subreddits. In this picture are a pair of two obviously surgically enhanced breasts, each with a distinct barbell piercing. I'm no Federal Boobie Inspector, but these look exactly like the pair of tits Russillo "accidentally" tweeted Super Bowl Week. When this fact was pointed out, the original post was promptly deleted.
So someone is pretty unhappy with Ryen. And I think it's very important for everyone to know that I bought an LSAT practice book once and basically could have been an Ivy League lawyer.
[Highlight] James Harden falls down and takes a rest on the floor mid-possession, but the tactical energy conservation backfires as his sweat causes Dean Wade to slip and give a turnover
streamable.comIs Ryen a Ronin?
BC mentioned on PMT today that Rye brought the legal pad to his house when they watched games.
The man is certainly dedicated but I just don’t know what he’s dedicated to. Just wandering around with a legal pad, hoping to find a master to give him purpose.
I actually feel better about Cade after laying an egg in game 7
Russillo saying “I actually feel better about Cade” after going 5-16 with 13 points in a game 7 at home in which he was favored made me audibly gasp (and I’m a pistons fan). Never change silly, never change.
Pour one out for the glory days
Long time stoolie, absolutely love anytime I can hear the velvet smooth voice of RR and I do think revisionist history in five years it will probably end up having been the right move for our guy.
But I am doing an impromptu rewatch of Game of Thrones, which I do typically every other year, and decided I wanted some content to see how people were reacting to the final season in real time.
Went back and re-listened to the old BS Pod episodes where Bill and Ryen talked through season eight and it did get me in my feelings missing those two together, even in 2019 they were absolutely electric bouncing off each other, now just has me missing even more the fluidity of those gentlemen conversation conversations they had for the better part of a decade. Love RR and BS, just wish I could get another Sunday pod of them debating what level of the pyramid Russell Westbrook was gonna go into
We’ve all seen the sweater pic, Ryen’s gotta just own the weight gain and get better
I actually came away more impressed that the guy that gives out life advice for a living decided to look in the mirror and say, “yep, you gotta lock in, big dawg”
Ryen’s disdain for Harden
It’s got to a point where it’s personal. Ryen trying to undermine an all time greats career in this way is genuinely pathetic lol. He frames it as if Harden has yet to earn his respect as a player. Let’s have a glass of simmer down juice Ryen, you’re a bald overweight 50 year old podcaster, you just are!
The rumours are confirmed
Man purse from your female best friend as a birthday present. Ry is currently tearing up Chicago Grindr
Stumbled upon a legend in MV
Staying out in Martha’s Vineyard and did a double take while walking down the road. Think I might be staying near greatness
Ryen's only tweet during the Pistons/Cavs overtime thriller was a Harden Criticism lol
The 36-year old scored 30 points, had, 8 rebounds, 6 assists, 3 blocks, 1 steal and played some of the best defense he's ever played (did a really nice job against Cade...and he actually knows how to close out without awkwardly toppling into shooters, keep doing what you're doing Tobias lol).
I always laugh how ardent Ryen is about certain players. Like he really thinks Harden should be out of the league and doesn't belong. Which is why he could never actually be a GM, because he'd rule out like 90% of the league as available players.
Russillo in Chicago
Apologies for the long post. Listening to the shows this week and seeing all the social videos, it “felt” as if Ryen was happier and more engaged with Barstool than he was at the Ringer. Is that because he is more of an alpha there? Does he prefer the vibes of Barstool? Would he ever have done the wine tasting with Jacoby?