r/SpottedonRightmove

Is that the homeowner? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92133054

TBF beats quite a lot of hotel spas!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89423970#/?channel=RES\_BUY

As you scroll through the pics there are clues leading to this grim state of affairs. You have been warned!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89818062

Here's the next Omaze house, London VII:

46 Keyes Road, London, NW2 3XA

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/c90d95c8-6025-41e1-8b90-57d83aaa2842

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/property/uprn/202079410/

Listing is from several years ago and it will have been Omazified. New house goes live tomorrow.

This is actually a lovely house and the interior decor is perfect. And then there’s the garden 😮

Some of the best views in the country. Two houses. This one has its own tunnel

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91700661#/?channel=RES_BUY

This one has its own post room.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/166292246#/?channel=RES_BUY

Utilities:

Mains - Electricity - Supplied via HMP The Verne
Mains Water & Sewage: Supplied via HMP The Verne.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173719121

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/73997001/

This used to be a luxurious hotel with spectacular seaviews, which turned into budget accommodation, before it eventually closed a few years back. The pictures show some of its former glory, lots of rooms don't look quite so great anymore. The seaviews are still there. I hope someone with a sense of history and half a million in cash picks it up.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91698852#/?channel=RES_BUY

What I have seen recently are pictures on listings where the empty room will be real, and then they AI impose furniture to make it look like a “home” which I get, but the house I have linked, even the rooms themselves look generated, the virtual video tour doesn’t make it any better either!

Where to start. Sofa in garden probably because there is no space inside. Deathtrap extension lead right across kitchen floor. One bedroom literally FULL of goodness knows what. Just shocking.

Quite possibly THE most bad taste house I have ever seen. There’s merry go round horses in the bedroom, life size dog statues in the bedroom, truly HORRIFIC weird giant rabbit statues dotted all around the house, there’s a life size Frankenstein's monster dancing with Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and a really tacky wall mural in pic 16.

The only thing that is good is the tribute to the soldiers who died in World War One.