u/eastkent

Do the 'let's sausage' hand thing to a thousand people and I bet maybe one would know what you meant.

The farmer's wife woke with a shock

It said 1am on the clock

The rooster's a-crowing

Her anger was growing

"I'm going to strangle that cock!"

Richard's poor wife was quite sick

She went downhill ever so quick

While Richard was shopping

She felt her heart stopping

And called out "I must have my Dick!"

A woman once sat in a punt

And whilst there said let me be blunt

That man with his pole

Lacks any control

So it's just as well I'm up the front

But it's so much better if you tip in a load of sugar, a huge dollop of strawberry jam, and a few tablespoons of peanut butter and leave it in the fridge overnight. I'm surprised they didn't think of this themselves. 0% fat too! I can feel the healthiness coursing through my veins.

I passed in 1995 and I had someone following me. Before that it must have been such a piece of piss to pass the bike test :)