r/TeamFourStar

DBZA Funniest Character Ranking? (Day 8)

Kami did well to get this far, and falls into 23rd place in the contest.

  1. Kami
  2. Trunks
  3. Zarbon
  4. Mr. Satan
  5. Yajirobe
  6. Chi Chi
  7. Dodoria
  8. Raditz

Each day in a 24 hour-ish window, a character will be eliminated from the grid above to determine the rank and order of the funniest characters in DBZA.

Below are some notes/guidelines for the contest:

  1. Comment the least funniest character remaining as the one you want removed next. The single comment with most upvotes determines who is eliminated.

  2. No movie/specials exclusive characters, or extremely minor characters, as the contest would take too long. No "Buu Bits" or HFIL characters, either. However, you CAN include the writing and comedy of the main characters on the grid within movies - in addition to episodes 1-60 - since TFS treats movies largely within DBZA canon (For example, No Future Gohan in THOT, but factor in Trunks' comedy in THOT since he's the same Trunks).

  3. To solve the confusion based on previous days and to still keep the contest from running too long, the entire Ginyu force has replaced Captain Ginyu’s picture - and will be judged as a whole since they are effectively 1 single unit. When judging them, rank them as high as their funniest single member is to you (for example, if you think Jeice is the funniest Ginyu, then rank the Ginyus as a whole based on Jeice vs the other characters left on the grid).

  4. Almighty Bigger green AKA Shenron is beyond being judged in a contest like this, so he is abstaining to give the others a chance.

  5. This is just for fun and to see not only who will ultimately be ranked the funniest, but even more interestingly the overall order and ranking of the incredibly funny DBZA cast by the current TFS community.

u/Boobieborne — 5 days ago

Gohan: (laughs) you want a monster? Fine I'll give you A MOTHER FUCKING MONSTER

Bulma: HOLY CRAP EVEN I CAN SENSE THAT!

Gohan: Cell I once told you I hate this. I hate what it dose to me. I'm worried that I wont ever be able to chain down the beast again. But now I dont care. All I want is to watch you die and this time im not going to pull a Vegeta or my Dad. Im going to make sure there is nothing left of you to bring back.

u/Gary-d-flame — 5 days ago

Interesting_sea_1861 wins with “Every party needs a pooper!” Now for F

Once again, has to start with the letter, and can also be from anything made by TFS not just DBZA

u/West_Ad_1685 — 14 days ago

At the Ark…

Prime: “…Grapple. You. Here. Now.”

Hoist: “Why yes, but I’m Hoist-“

Prime: “Shut. It. This solar tower of yours. What did I tell you?”

Hoist: “Well Optimus, you said it was a brilliant concept!”

Prime: “…and?”

Hoist: “That, ah, the, ah, Decepticons would try to steal it.”

Prime: “Right. So what did you do?”

Hoist: “…built it anyway?”

Prime: “BUILT IT ANYWAY! But oh no, you couldn’t just do the whole ‘easier to ask forgiveness than permission’ thing Spike told me about, no, you built it with the fucking Constructicons help!!”

Hoist: “Well Optimus, to be fair, we had thought they defected! They brought us Energon cubes!”

Prime: silence.exe enabled

Hoist: silentlywaiting.exe

Prime: “And. At no point. Did it ever. Occur to you. That the group of Cybertronians that you were working with. Are aligned. With a faction. Called DECEPTICONS?!?”

Hoist: “Um, well, you see, Optimus…”

Prime: “No! No explanations! See, I’ve already punished Hoist-“

Hoist: “Grapple?”

Prime: “SHUT UP! As I was saying, he’s already being punished.”

Cut to Carbombya, Hoist Grapple removing bodies from a burn pit, sobbing uncontrollably.

Prime: “The question is…what do I do with you.”

Hoist: “…forgive and forget?”

Prime: Muscle under right eye begins twitching despite the lack of muscle

Hoist: “I throw myself on the mercy of the court?”

Prime: “You are damn lucky that Ratchet is on leave.”

Cut to Ratchet at a bikini car wash, cheering them on

Prime: “Because we still need a medic until he gets back. But while you’re on medic duty, I am giving you the worst, most humiliating task I can think of.”

Hoist: “gulp”

Cut to Hoist leading the Dinobots on leashes.

Grimlock: “ME GRIMLOCK LOVE WALKIES!!”

u/New-Season-2073 — 14 days ago