r/TheCulture

How would they help us out?

He must be a real fun guy to be loose with on a strange planet.

'Module', Za said, sprawling out over the seat and looking thoughtful. 'I'd like a double standard measure of staol and chilled Shungusteriaung warp-wing liver wine bottoming a mouth of white Eflyre-Spin cruchen-spirit in a slush of medium cascalo, topped with roasted weirdberries and served in a number three strength Tipprawalic osmosis-bowl, or your best approximation thereof.''

'Male or female warp-wing?' the module said.