r/TheRussell

Blimey rap
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Blimey rap

If you’re gonna get into a tussle,

with Mr George William Russell,

you better put on some muscle,

because he’s gonna hustle,

and leave you in a bustle.

He’ll make your whole plan crumble,

while you stumble and fumble,

as his pace starts to double,

and your confidence turns to rubble.

He’s ready to outlast,

Because he’s got he’s forecast,

And he is super fast,

You can’t get past.

So if you fancy a tussle,

with the Mercedes muscle,

you better bring more than a little hustle,

or prepare for a rebuttal,

from Mr G W Russell.

u/Wooden-Stranger9801 — 1 day ago

Behold the kings modelling era

British vogue should contact him asap. Models are lucky he didn’t pick modelling, he would’ve ENDED their floppy careers.

u/FudgeAdorable5242 — 1 day ago

Most Laps Completed in 2026 and George is no where near the top 8, Mercedes count your days

For context at this point last season he was leading this list with 99% laps completed.

We actually need to go to Brackley and burn that shit down becoz Mercedes are you not ashamed?!!??

u/super_nova_128 — 2 days ago

I can’t stop thinking about how Gorgeous our President looks in this photo 😱 he never fails to amaze!

u/unicornsawh10 — 2 days ago

HEAR YE. THE LEADER HAS REDEFINED THE PURPOSE OF SEATS

Hence forth we shall now all only exist horizontally while resting our heads on perfectly usable but now utterly useless arse focussed seats. This includes your own seats at home, as well as smelly bus seats.

Praise be to the leader

u/ufdbk — 2 days ago
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George Russel watercolor portrait [OC]

When I saw photos from this photoshoot I couldn't stay away 😄
I made this work for a watercolor exhibition in Armenia. I got a permission to exhibit this work from photographer and art director of this photoshoot Chris Noltekuhlmann!

u/More-Anybody-1880 — 5 days ago

He doesn’t even need to be in the focus to outshine everything in the shot.

u/T-K101 — 6 days ago

FACT: unlike the POGPR, NOBODY NORRIS, LOW-ENERGY LEWIS, ODOIUS OCON, VENOMOUS VERSTAPPEN, BORING BORTOLETO, CRAZY TEXT-AND-DRIVE-AND-CRASH CRASHTONELLI, UNINTELLIGIBLE ISACK, AVERAGE ARVID and FAKE-TAN-PIERRE never had the balls to propose to their girlfriends!

Wise decision by Verstappen though - no woman on this planet would ever agree to marry someone with such TINY HANDS

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u/HONcircle — 8 days ago

“💍🤍” - @georgerussel63 | George Russel & Carmen Mundt officially engaged 💍

u/livie03333 — 11 days ago

“💍🤍” - @georgerussell63 | F1 grid responds to George Russell & Carmen Mundt’s engagement! 💍 UPDATED

These drivers / teams / friends so far have responded to Carmen and George’s engagement! (Pt. 2)

u/livie03333 — 10 days ago

“💍🤍” - @georgerussell63 | F1 grid responds to George Russell & Carmen Mundt’s engagement! 💍

These drivers / teams / friends so far have responded to Carmen and George’s engagement!

u/livie03333 — 10 days ago