r/The_Hound

I have never heard a rat sigh so much in my life

apparently Dink did not sign up to be an emotional support animal

he signed up to be a goddamn Viking and APPARENTLY WE AREN'T ON THE SIDE OF THE ISLAND WITH ALL THE VIKINGS (rude)

Also send me ideas for extra gear you think these fools would like to have in their new digs so we can make their enormous boudoir as fun and magical as possible to make up for Dink being too feral to enjoy normal cuddle sessions.

Basically whatever it is just needs to be able to be zip-tied to the bars because otherwise Donk will take whatever the fuck it is and squirrel it away in the ratcave

She has a twin sister who is usually the most photogenic and friendly but Biscuit is a stunner 🥰

somehow this cretin managed to locate a single, extremely deceased, alarmingly flat fish that apparently misread the tide and ended up on a bike path 40 feet from the ocean

Toodles was unbelievably excited about her discovery and was, in fact, so proud that she stood beside her special fish and introduced it to various passersby while I desperately begged her to move on.

One lady who looked like she may have come from the sea herself 85 years ago patted Toody very kindly on the head and told her it was a very fine looking fish for a very fine looking young lady dog. This lady then walked INTO THE FOREST??

So maybe a fucking fairy, which we all know are a constant source of annoyance for Newfoundland between their weird circles in the forest and the way they like to steal perfectly good toddlers and replace them with angry little fairy goblins.

Also who tf gets scared of some dry ass bread in a pocket and inside out socks?

Is it actually fear or is it making the fairies so uncomfortable that they don't want anything to do with weird ass crusty bread kids who can't even get dressed properly

idk why I even try to take pictures with her at this point Greg

she has a neverending number of absurd faces to make and sounds to produce

On the bright side, she had a real dandy walk with no weird limps or LARPing as a carcass ✨ SO FINGERS CROSSED THAT HER X RAYS WILL SHOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THE 13TH

The demon is also going to need to be sedated for her X-rays, and that means that we will all be getting a whole bunch of really entertaining Petoodles videos and pictures because u know this absolute buffoon is going to make her being stoned everybody else's problem for at least 14 hours

My personal bet is that she will collapse on the couch and spend 95% of the night competing in a drunken yodeling contest where she is the only participant

Toodles was very excited to hear her name, and it only made her poop faster. She even did a lil boot scootin boogie to get the last dingleberries off before entering what can only be described as a form of warp speed.

sometimes I call her lil vinny BC she goes hella fast just like her idol, vin diesel, as seen in several movies about being fast AND angery

two things Toody knows v well thanks to her need for speed and The Hound's need for a goddamn drink