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The Ant Keeper "A never before seen way of disposing bodies"

So the idea is simple. put the body in the dirt where no one will see it or step on it. Pack dirt suuuuper tight on top but its the location that matters most. The body must be buried next to an ant hill. Fire ants find there way to the body creating lots paths in eating the bodies then what ends up happening is this spot in the woods with the fire ants starts to get over run with fire ants. The main murderer character cant even get out there without protective suit because the ants have outgrown the amount of bodies in the dirt they will attack anything. Still he rolls the body on a little red wagon out into the forest and buries it near the ant colony. Before long locals learn of the ant infestation and people tend to stay away from that area from then on. As the body count dwindles the ants feast on each other culling the population but still maintaining the protection over the area from people walking around poking their nose.

At one point some researchers come to gather data to learn how the ants are thriving in this area. They are killed by cyanide gas mines and when the main character gets there they are already eviscerated all thats left is a skeleton and some car keys so the car is driven off into a near by lake and the area is no longer fit as it drew too much attention. The main character never returns to that location. The hydrogen cyanide booby traps are detonated one by one by authorities once the location gets enough attention due to the ants and the missing researchers. The bodies are found and the story gets nation wide attention and a new serial killer is born... The ant keeper.

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u/Badamysta — 2 days ago

Action movie but all the actors are X-Rated Stars

Imagine a movie that’s written like a normal action movie, but instead of casting common actors like Matt Damon, Scarlett Johanson or Keanu to play all the main characters you cast OF Models and other X Rated stars like Johnny Sins, Bonnie Blue or Violet Myers and just try to make a normal not NSFW movie from it. Imagine trying to pull out an Oscar worthy performance from Riley Reid…

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u/Efficient_Rip858 — 5 days ago

MOON PAUL

The Moon suddenly disappears and is replaced by the enormous, expressionless face of a man. Scientists discover it's affecting the tides exactly as the Moon did, except it's slowly getting closer to Earth.

Eventually someone recognises the face as man named Paul, it beco es viral on social media. Nobody discovers whether it actually is Paul or simply looks like him. The movie deals more with humanity's response to this event, rather than providing any explanation to why it's happened. Governments prepare for extinction. Religions emerge. Scientists desperately study him.

Paul gets closer, his face bigger in the sky every day. Eventually his face fills the sky and his lips gently kiss the Earth.

Instead of destroying humanity, the kiss causes enormous scientific breakthroughs. Particle accelerators triple in efficiency and previously inaccessible quantum phenomena become observable. Then Paul slowly retreats into space and for the first time in the entire movie, his expression changes into a slight smile. Paul is pleased. Paul disappears into the stars. Nothing is ever explained.

Some movie posters for MOON PAUL are available here:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mHSt6M\_9keMf8Z4LUnLfyanb508Rn2c8

Thank you.

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u/ExpensiveDrive2851 — 5 days ago