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After 20 Years Of Trial And Error, I Accidentally Created A Garlic Sauce That Ruined Store-Bought Sauce For Me

First off, first time posting something here. yay me :D

I didn’t set out to make some “secret sauce.”
I just kept tweaking garlic sauce over and over for almost 20 years because every store-bought version tasted weak, sweet, watery, or just… sad.

At this point the recipe barely exists on paper because it evolved entirely on instinct.
No measurements. No structure. Just “use feeling.”

But the current version has become an absolute monster.

The Base

* Full-fat mayo * Fresh crushed raw garlic * Lemon juice

That was the original foundation years ago.

Then things escalated.

The Evolution

Over time I started layering different kinds of garlic flavor:

* raw garlic for sharpness * fried garlic for depth * chili garlic oil pastes for richness

The current version uses:

* a Thai-style smooth ground chili & garlic paste in oil * Japanese furikake/nori seasoning * salt * black pepper * oregano * fried garlic elements * enough garlic to legally concern nearby countries

The weird ingredient that changed everything was actually the seaweed/furikake.

Tiny bit of marine umami + MSG + mayo somehow makes the whole sauce taste *deeper* and more addictive without tasting “fishy” at all.

The Problem

Now normal garlic sauce tastes broken to me.

Most store-bought sauces suddenly taste:

* too sweet * too thin * bland * one-dimensional * afraid of garlic

Meanwhile this thing tastes like it was engineered by an exhausted line cook with anger issues.

The Funny Part

I still cannot give exact measurements.

Every batch is:

* taste * adjust * regret * more garlic * taste again * accidentally create chemical warfare * perfect

Sometimes it becomes a little too aggressive.
Then the mayo goes up.
Then the garlic goes up again because weakness disgusts me.

Balance is temporary. Garlic is eternal.

Current Experiments

I’m considering introducing spicy Korean Buldak sauce into the system next.

This may either:

  1. elevate the sauce further
  2. end civilization

Will report back if I survive.

So tell me, are you going to try and create this bowl of horrors?

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u/mysticgod666 — 18 hours ago

What’s the right way to make guacamole?

I’ve heard so many different takes and I’d like to know your opinions: how do you make guac?
Tomato or no?
Lemon or lime?
Chilli? Salt and pepper?
Garlic?
I have no idea! Everyone says so many different things!
Help me out

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u/Crow_Box_ — 1 day ago

D.A.S.T CHICAGO SPICY BOWL 🥵 With Candy On Top… PROTEIN ⬇️ Chicken, shrimp, egg, Turkey Sausage , Real Crab…

u/Massive_winne — 2 days ago

What is your least favorite condiment and why?

Personally for me, I have never been a fan of mayonnaise. It completely ruins a sandwich imo, what about you?

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u/BMoney8600 — 4 days ago

Interesting Mustard Bite?

I tried the most interesting flavor combination on a dare that I have to share here. My friend and I were just joking around and he brought up my sauces and condiments, relishes mustards jalapeno oils etc. Eventually we got on weird flavor combos and he dared me to try mustard on banana. I thought it would be gross as I'm not even a banana fan but WHEN I TELL YOU ITS GOOD. The sweet and savory, creamy, little bite to it!!! Only thing I wasn't really into was the texture being overly soft, so I added some bacon bits over top and I think the crunch added some much needed texture. It's a bit like a sweet and salty mashup, salted caramel or chocolate on saltines. I can't believe im saying this but I would happily have them as a snack. After tweaking it a bit, recipe is: 1 banana, sliced on plate 1.5 cups mustard 1/2 cup bacon bits Drizzle of canola oil

Dip banana slices into mustard until fully covered, set in plate and sprinkle with bacon bits and drizzle of oil. I call them Mustard Bites!

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u/CorbyJollibee69 — 6 days ago
▲ 210 r/condiments+1 crossposts

This condiment deserves way more attention

I put it on everything. I just had it with an oxtail stew and sourdough bread.

u/weddingpunch — 13 days ago
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I've been chasing this relish for a long time. The sweet, tangy, colorful kind you used to find at church potlucks and county fairs — the jar that disappeared before anything else on the table. I finally made a batch that tastes exactly like what I remember.

The step nobody talks about: the boiling water soak before you even start cooking. After you chop the peppers and onions, you pour boiling water over them, let them sit for five minutes, then drain completely. Most modern recipes skip this entirely. The Amish versions don't — and the difference is significant.

What the soak actually does: it draws out the raw harshness from the onions without cooking them, and it gives the peppers a slightly softer texture that holds up better in the brine. Skip it and your relish has that aggressive onion bite that fades after a few days in the jar but tastes sharp fresh. Do it and the relish is smooth and balanced from day one.

A few other things I figured out:

Pickling salt only — not table salt, not kosher salt. Table salt has anti-caking agents that cloud the brine and leave a slightly metallic aftertaste. Pickling salt dissolves clean and keeps the brine clear and sharp.

Don't rush the drain after the soak. Excess water in the vegetables dilutes the brine ratio and throws off the sweet-sour balance. I press the vegetables gently in a colander and let them drain a full five minutes.

Use a mix of red, yellow, and green peppers. It's not just visual — the different peppers have slightly different sweetness levels that layer the flavor. All green gives you a sharper, more vegetal result. All red is sweeter and softer. The mix is the old-fashioned way for a reason.

The brine ratio is everything. Equal parts sugar and vinegar gives you a true sweet-sour balance. Tip it more toward sugar and it becomes cloying. More vinegar and it gets sharp. The traditional Amish ratio lands in the middle and that's where it belongs.

Water bath processed for 10 minutes. Got 6 half-pint jars. Been putting it on everything — hot dogs, burgers, mixed into egg salad, spooned over cream cheese on crackers. My neighbor who grew up in Lancaster County said it tasted exactly right. That felt like a real endorsement.

Does anyone else have old-fashioned relish recipes from family or regional traditions they've been trying to recreate? I feel like this style of preserving is underappreciated.

Recipe as promised!

Ingredients (makes ~6 half-pint jars):

3 cups finely chopped mixed bell peppers (red, yellow, green)

1 cup finely chopped onion

1 cup white vinegar

1 cup granulated sugar

1 tsp pickling salt (not table salt)

½ tsp celery seed

½ tsp mustard seed

Method: Chop peppers and onion → pour boiling water over vegetables, soak 5 min → drain thoroughly and press out excess water → combine vinegar, sugar, pickling salt, seeds in pot → bring to boil → add drained vegetables → simmer 10 min → ladle into sterilized jars with ¼" headspace → water bath 10 min.

Key tip: Don't skip the boiling water soak — it removes raw harshness from the onions and sets the texture of the peppers before the brine ever touches them.

Full write-up with brine ratio guide, troubleshooting for runny or cloudy relish, and serving ideas: [Amish sweet pepper relish recipe]

u/Epsiom6757 — 13 days ago
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I did a kinda successful sauce experiment. Teff Roux

I roasted then slow cooked, chilis, allspice, clove, black pepper, bay leaf, garlic, and caraway powder walnuts and macadamias before mixing with a teff flour, neutral oil roux, it’s pretty good.

When it was a broth, it had an odd sour aftertaste I’m blaming on slow cooking the nuts when I probably shouldi’ve blended with the broth when done for a stronger flavor.

**texture**

The teff roux works, though, it’s a tad grainier than a white flour I’ve, I don’t mind though cause it overly creamy sauces piss me off.

**flavor**

It has a nutty, spicy, lightly bready taste with a rich roasted flavor, lite coffee and chocolate notes, in a good way. It almost has a light, corn like taste.
It was pretty bitter out of the slow cooker, but now has a lessened but light bitterness I may have to fix, I think it’s cause I didn’t toast the chilis that well, it’s not the stems though, I cut them.

When I had it with sourdough, there was no bitterness or corniness and just smokey light sweet, roasted and light breadiness with a bit of nuttiness.

Changes I plan

-cook with beer, probably stout or pale ale
-blend nuts instead of slow cooking
-use butter instead of neutral oil and brown it.
-add toasted breadcrumbs to blender.

I’m not sure my goal here to be honest, maybe this sauce would be put on barbecued food after cooking, maybe do something fancy and cheffy (I’m now a chef) and like reverse bread a butter with a butter flavored cake or something.

u/ThisPostToBeDeleted — 10 days ago