r/cursedcrochet

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Made a Dog Toy as my second Project to practice my crochet. Its only my second time. His snoot looks... interesting.

Is he cursed?

I’m not an advanced crocheter, I am kinda just a dabbler in the medium, but I made this giant, beautiful lady for an odd erotic art show. I couldn’t be more proud… but now I have to figure out what to do with her. (It’s very roughly 3.5feet wide and 3feet tip to tail - for an idea, that’s a couch that can comfortably fit 2-3 people)
I’ll put a video in the comments.
(Side note: If yall have any ideas of where something like this might be able to be donated potentially, let me know! I don’t want to throw it out, but I have no space for it. It’s so fucking biiiiig)

(Technically my second, but I've disowned the first.)

I like seeing how long I can make legs. I used this pattern as a base https://www.redtedart.com/free-cat-crochet-pattern/.

I love his dumb face.

Freehanded little sculpture/critter I finished this week! His name's Ringley. c:

Inspiration in third pic. And I removed the original background.

It began by looking like a purple Mike wozowski, I guess the pattern is versatile

I'm using Velvet yarn, instead of cotton. Makes a very big difference. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Still a ways to go

Kraken pattern by Crafty Intentions

Been wanting to make this monstrosity for a while. I think I will make the fish bigger next time, so I can make the Louse bigger and more distinct, but for a first attempt, it looks decent

Why does this little guy have butt plug feet. And his cap came out as camo which was in intentional.
Meet butt plug larry

Yup, a butthole pillow! I made it as a surprise gift for a friend, he loves it! The cats love it too!

Meet Foxy! I bought a crochet set not knowing what I was in for. I followed the instructions carefully. Still managed to f up his limbs :D they are at least 2 cm in length difference. The last Thing I finished was the head and only then I felt I was getting the hang of it.

Edit: Guys thank you so much for all of your lovely comments. I followed this sub trying to understand some of the instructions of the kit and I think I found my favorite subreddit ever. Everyone is so kind and honestly I posted Foxy because I was so proud of trying and somehow finishing it. But this post gave me so much positivity and I learned a lot of improvements just from your comments. I will try to learn your craft from the bottom now to learn how to get better and maybe try to crochet foxy again in the future.

I hope you all have a wonderful day. The people on this subreddit are so incredibly talented.

Thanks for the awards and making me smile like crazy today ❤️

I will post some chunky yarn versions of this some other time :)

I made this set back in the Plague Days of 2020

Well, I attempted to make a panda using only what my mind provided. He exists, but I'm not sure he's aware of said existence.