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On vacation and found the world’s largest centipede species (scolopendra gigantea) chilling beside my bed… do I burn the house down?

I’m holding it as far away from my body as possible, so it looks a little massive. IRL it was about a foot long, which was 11 inches too many.

u/FleshHoodieFree — 13 hours ago
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I had my pinky finger amputated and I was allowed to keep it.

I had an injury that required me to have my finger amputated so I asked them if I could keep it and they said I could. Feel free to ask me any questions about it.

u/PhoenixfischTheFish — 20 hours ago
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I'm a land surveyor and I just found an organ transport container out in the middle of nowhere during a survey

I've already contacted the police.

UPDATE: Since a lot of you are asking, there hasn't been any big real update from law enforcement. I made the report and they told me no nearby hospitals have reported losing anything like this. As of right now, that's the only info they have.

A lot of you are mentioning rat race, which is pretty ironic considering I'm Italian

u/Fluffy-Status-6466 — 2 days ago
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Umm found this in the cabin air filter. Not sure what they are. No smell, brittle and easily crushed. Not even going to attempt tasting them.

Edit - Turns out they’re laundry scented beads, they just don’t have a smell anymore. Explains why they broke apart so easily. Owner was completely baffled and guessed his GF did it from something she saw online.

Little white balls and the half circles are orange. Crush almost like a little piece of chalk, but doesn’t leave a mark like chalk. This is sorta out of left field but wasn’t sure if anyone has encountered this before. Vehicle was brought to us a Facebook marketplace purchase. Owner and purchaser didn’t know anything about it

u/Qanaesin — 1 day ago
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this was on my hydrocolloid bandaid

i put one on last night and the first picture was from this morning and the second picture is from when i put one on before school then took it off after school

u/85throwawayaccount — 4 days ago
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Sweet focaccia combo update: blueberry basil

My phone sucks so I think the last post I made made everyone go "ew?" Blue ass bread! so fucking good. Took me ages and ages to make the blueberry basil reduction and flavoured cream. The potluck folks seemed to think it was okay! I'm shidding blewww

u/emichbe — 4 days ago
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Red Sticky Viscous Goo Covering Car Undercarriage

My daughter has a 2025 Honda CR-V Hybrid, and recently the doors started sticking when opening. We found sticky red goo on the bottom door weatherstripping/gaskets.

Looking further, the substance seems to cover much of the underside of the car on both sides, especially around the rocker panels / under-door area. It is only on the bottom/undercarriage area - nothing on the exterior side panels.

I scraped some off and it’s a red, viscous, sticky goo, kind of like dried jelly or jam. It looks like it may have been more liquid when it first got on the car, because there are drip/run patterns. I included a picture of some of it on white paper.

Odd detail: it’s water soluble. If I put a little on my fingers, it dissolves pretty easily under the faucet while rubbing my fingers together. I briefly tasted a tiny bit - probably dumb, I know -and it didn’t have any strong or obvious taste, though it left that spot on my tongue feeling slightly odd (maybe that's psychological).

Other notes:

  • No trace of it on the driveway, so it doesn’t seem to be actively dripping.
  • Coolant is blue on this car, so I don’t think it’s coolant.
  • I highly doubt it’s transmission fluid, since it wouldn’t be sticky/water-soluble or coat both sides of the underbody like this.
  • No warning lights or dashboard indicators.
  • The only recent event I can think of is that she went through a drive-through car wash about two weeks ago. I’m wondering if some underbody spray, soap, wax, rust inhibitor, tire dressing, etc. malfunctioned and sprayed the underside.

Has anyone seen anything like this? Do car washes use any red/pink undercarriage chemicals that could dry into sticky goo?

Also looking for advice on removal. I cleaned the door gaskets with a rag and warm water, but the underside probably needs a hot-water pressure wash. Since it’s water soluble, I’m wondering whether it might slowly rinse off from driving in rain, but I’d rather get it off properly.

Edit: I emailed the car wash, and they responded: "Our undercarriage wash just sprays water underneath the car, we don't have any chemicals that spray under the car."

u/Enough-Basil1038 — 7 days ago
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Found in My Friend's Mom's Sock in her Closet

My friend was helping his Mom move out and found this while clearing out her closet.

He asked her and she says she found it on a beach when she was younger - it looks like a rock but its weight and texture feels off. Any thoughts?

u/Bake_First — 7 days ago