r/eatityoufuckingcoward

cleaning at end of night
found this desiccated horror that i had initially thought was a burnt rag. it was light like styrofoam. it looks like a fucking loofah

They’re so big

🤮🤮🤮

Dasher walked up to our house carrying the pizza boxes vertically. Spent 35 minutes with customer service to be told I couldn't be given a full refund because they didn't have approval to give it.

We live in the city and have an outdoor patio that is accessible to people if they walk through a parking lot. We found this on our outdoor couch. Finger for scale, I have not touched it. It's a brown rectangle about 1 inch by 1 inch. Looks about the exact size of an ice cube from one of those standard Ice cube trays. Not the first thing that has been found on our patio because the wind blows in all kinds of random wrappers and garbage, but this one is a bit odd and we have a little catio right by our couch where our cat hangs out and I'm worried some neighborhood psycho might be trying to poison her.

I forgot one poor hotdog on my grill three weeks ago when I went to our local sandbar. Discovered today and it made me sad. And hungry.

Welp... as the title says, I do not read Chinese, i went to the oriental market and they had a bunch of flavours we dont get here in the US so me being dumb I didn't use my camera to translate and just bought one of each... yeah it translated to fungus... it's some type of mushroom and yeah I dont know who thought this was a good oreo flavour but I'd fire them 10/10 would not recommend unless you really like mushrooms lol