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Question: who/What is cynnahbun?

I have no clue what I did to get recommended this sub but It keeps on showing up on my feed and I have no clue what it is

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u/NC-518 — 10 hours ago
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Mod Issues

So there are barely any mods nowadays other than usename37. However, he gotta pay for his own phone bill now and he ain’t got a job (his most recent post). So basically, I’m the only moderator.

I don’t think I’m gonna be able to mod all this by myself once stuff happens with the other mods and cynnah is like gone, so what imma do is ask yall.

Im gonna obviously add more mods to the sub, but do you guys want to fill out a google form and I can decide with no biasy or do you want to nominate people in the sub through a google form?

I have an indecision problem so here’s choices for you guys. Uh thanks. Please pick 🙏

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u/Jazzlike_Savings2414 — 1 day ago
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This would never work in practice, but contracts should really have a maximum word count

r/foundcynnahbun Terms of Service:

By signing this contract, I, Anon, may or may not have read the full Terms of Service, since Gen Z and Alpha appear to be unable to read, but agree to all the following "rules" regardless.

Users shall not repost this as a "copypasta". This document is very serious business and should not be spread around as a joke. It's also copyrighted by Nintendo Games, Inc. That being said, if posted, you will be punished more severely if the copypasta excludes even one word from the original Terms of Service.

Users of this subreddit consent to being kidnapped in the middle of the night by the great Lady of Rats, Snakes, and/or Sharks, and taken to u/cynnahbun's basement. Adequate food and water will be supplied, probably better than what you formerly used to take care of yourself since I know you're a loser.

Users that are sexually creepy, especially towards users under the age of 18, will be unable to rejoin r/foundcynnahbun after posting that abomination, and said abomination will also be deleted. All aforementioned sexually creepy users will be redirected to r/sexualharassmentftish. It's not a real subreddit, which means those redirected to it will no longer exist either. That being said, it's still somewhat real so who knows. Rule 36, everybody.

Any users that join r/foundcynnahbun specifically to insert dumbass contrarian opinions or hate on u/cynnahbun or other moderators or members, especially since you're attacking someone who isn't even there to defend herself at the moment, will not only be banned, but also be cursed to have an enormous erection during every presentation or performance if male, and be cursed to have periods every 12 days if female. If you're non-binary, you alternate between the two every year.

Users that post porn or overtly not safe for work (NSFW) material are also violating the sexual creepiness rule and will be punished as such.

Thou shalt not commence the acteth of the spamming. Users that intentionally post hot doodoo every hour to annoy others will have their aforementioned hot doodoo taken to the trash where it belongs. If the user continues spurting that hot doodoo all over this subreddit after it has repeatedly been taken to the aforementioned trash, they will be unable to rejoin. This subreddit only likes mild dirtiness, sorry.

Any known diddybluds will immediately be removed from r/foundcynnahbun. Maybe try going to hell instead? Wait, no, there's a bunch of toddlers there since they're assholes but still don't deserve you fuckers. We'll just boot you onto Ceres instead.

Users will not use r/foundcynnahbun as ground zero for any political mumbo jumbo. Violators will be forced to be a candidate in the next North Korean election. Certain banned topics include any mention of pronouns (e.g. she's amazing) and anything relating to immigration (e.g. I just moved to Germany!).

Users must not use slurs, including the word "you". Violators will become Twitter famous.

Users must use the phrase "no-life" instead of "kill" or "murder" and use "plippity plappity" when referring to sex. Violators will have random (following Murphy's Law) words in their comments across all of Reddit replaced with the grape emoji (e.g. "I want to eat bacon" becomes "I want to 🍇 bacon") and will be unable to delete their comments.

Users shall provided their full and undivided attention to Mr. Ultius Custius Hippo whenever he decides to speak, for his full speech. Violators will be forced to buy paint guns from Ammo Knights.

Users must like any post or comment in this subreddit made by u/chiefpug. Violators will go to Heck, where the showers are always cold and the Wi-Fi is always unstable.

Users must check before posting that they "found Cynnahbun" that her post had not already been reposted here. Anyone who is the second person to find u/cynnahbun in a certain instance must pay the first person $50 alongside a Blahaj for plagiarism.

✅ I consent to these Terms of Service

u/chiefpug — 19 hours ago
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I'm sorry I'm really sorry I don't know where else to share I want to be young again I still have my friend I still have my parents and my sibling living together under the same roof everything falls apart so quickly I lied and I lied and kept making promises I can't keep I lied to myself this is all my fault my friends and I feel distance it's because of me I ignore them in the first place I know that they hate me I'm keep lying to myself that I know what I'm doing I lied I just don't want to disappoint my family I just keep relying on them why can't I take anything seriously even if my entire life depends on it I'm scared I want my mom back I regret everything I didn't pay attention I completely ignore it I keep chasing fun after everyone gone because that was the only thing I good at I suck at everything I scared if I do something new something gonna go wrong I can't turn back I'm scared that I might become a burden to my family they give me so many chances I chose fun instead of them I'm a horrible person I'm still alive because of them I'm scared I don't want to be draft into military I don't want to be someone people deemed as a bad guys I kept lying to myself that I don't care what people think I do I'm scared of what they think of me I'm scared I might offend people by my actions or by my words I'm used to hardship even if I don't know how to take responsibility like a proper adult I'm so childish I hate it I keep saying it but I can't change myself I'm too lazy I'm too stupid I'm wanna cry I cried all the time I cried when I trip I cried when someone mean to me I cried when someone put ants in my lunch box I cried when my mom died I'm always crying I can't cried anymore I'm tired I want to leave this place but everywhere I looked all country suck no I suck l won't survive anyway or anywhere I won't even survive just by myself everyone is struggling I don't want to bother them I suck at everything but I'm not gonna change I'm never going to change because I can't take anything seriously now I'm complaining then next day I acted like nothing happened when did it becomes so difficult to live when did it becomes so complicated why did they lied to me why did they became so different I thought they were good to me Is it because I'm naive or childish I don't trust them anymore I don't trust anyone I chose not to trust them why life can't be simple like the way it was I promise I'll change but deep down I knew I just gonna be back at square one I'm sorry everyone I'm sorry mom if only I wasn't so childish if only I wasn't so stupid to see how hard it have been for you I'm sorry for everything I'm sorry sorry won't fixed anything I'm tired I can't sleep I haven't slept what am I tired of I didn't do shit others have been doing it for me my whole life I hate myself I'm tired I hit a wall but I can't turn back it a dead end I'm sorry I'm really really sorry I want to end it all it might be the way out

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u/Felixisdelulu — 3 days ago
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Starting to accept I'm going to die alone

Apparently I'm too femme and girls aren't interested in me, I tried being gay and I kind of like it. But just keep having creeps messaging me constantly. Can't really seem to find anyone that's genuinely interested in me of either sex. I give up 😭

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u/mil0wCS — 3 days ago