r/howtonotgiveafuck

Check yourself next time you start getting into your feelings about 'nothing'.

I swear this is getting ridiculous 😭
I cannot go even one full week without some random small injury happening to me.
Yesterday morning I walked into a wall and now I have a bruise on the back of my shoulder.
Today I hit my leg on the edge of a table and now I have a small cut.

And it’s always something like this. Random bruises, scratches, bumping into furniture, hitting corners like they appeared out of nowhere.
I’m not even doing anything crazy. I’m just existing and somehow losing fights to inanimate objects on a regular basis.
At this point my table, walls, and bed frame are all my biggest opps.

Does this happen to anyone else or am I just moving through life like an underdeveloped game character with broken collision settings? 😭