The Oldest Man on Tiktok - 2026 Lyrics of LD Song
Hey yall! I was gonna post this on the official-ish upload of the Oldest Man on MySpace on yt wouldn't let me for some reason :( Anyways, thought u guys might like it so here ya go!
Im the oldest man on Tiktok,
On the XP 'puter by my 'partment bed.
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times.
All my takes are baked in mid-life dread.
When I see a teenaged girl
Dance to silly songs,
I make a blog post 'bout
How teens are far too gone.
I know I loved to scroll the 'net
When I was her age,
But my "Javabean"
Is better than "Mouth Dreams".
Im the oldest man on Tiktok,
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song.
Im writing out my will at forty-three.
Id give everything to live in
The nineties.
C...A...P...
SLASH...N-E-G...
Skull...Emo...Ji...
Whats that mean?
Oh.
Im the oldest man on Tiktok.
Im the oldest man on Tiktok.
Im the oldest man on Tiktok.
Im the oldest man on Tiktok.
Im the oldest man on Tiktok.