Fairy tales and folk tales read aloud, simply, and well
I want to hear folktales from all over the world, without fluff and filler, music, sound effects, or over-acting.
Preferably, they’d be read by people with real accents from the culture of the fairy tales or folk tales they are reading or telling.
That last part is a big ask, so not a deal breaker.
What is a deal breaker is vocal fry, high breathy baby-lady voice, or nasal imperious man voice.
They don’t have to be kid-appropriate; in fact, I would prefer if they weren’t adapted to be appropriate for kids to hear, or for our 21st century cultural norms, but the original version.
For example, most Snow White re-tellings don’t include the part where they heated up the stepmother’s shoes and made her dance until she died.