r/riftboundcirclejerk

I have been hating things, people, objects and abstract concepts for 36 years now and counting. I have experience.

Green haters are just purple hating tourists.

To truly hate something, you need time, you need constant interaction with the thing you hate, you need to accumulate bad experiences and thoughts about what you hate.

You can't just hate something because it's annoying. You need to understand it and comprehend it in order to fundamentally hate it.

Like hating a person. Until each breath they take puts you on edge, after 25 years of hearing them be a filthy mouth breather, you can't truly hate them.

For 3/4 sets, no one ever hated green or thought it was particularly good. Purple was the thing to hate, the thing we learned to hate, to truly fundamentally hate.

Purple didn't have a single annoying thing, it had everything. If the opponent played 10 cards, probably 9 were broken and unfair. Proof of this is that every single round of bans hit purple specifically and way harder than anything else.

But everyone knew this, everyone hated purple and it became mainstream and boring. So people shifted to hating green recently seeking that thrill of hating something new.

But this is just a passing fancy. Green is not purple, it will never be, Riot loves purple too much, half their employees have coloured hair.

This recent green hate is just purple haters being bored, and is not justified at all.

You have never felt hate for a discipline the same way you did for a star crossed.

Defy might be annoying once a game, but Fizz will own you 7 rounds in a row. These are not the same.

Ah but Fizz and Stelacorn.. No! These are not comparable. Stelacorn does nothing on entry, can hardly be moved the same turn in comes in, and is mostly 4 wasted energy as it gets killed or crossed 80% on the same turn it comes in. Fizz will own you when it comes in and likely be starcrossed that same turn and replayed for a double pawnage in a single turn.

Resuming, green haters are just tourist purple haters and not real haters at all. It's just a passing fad to hate on green.

I’ve been doing this and I think yall should too…..
I’ve been going on facebook market place and finding people scalping Pokemon and I message them saying I will pay extra for them to drive somewhere that’s relatively out of the way for them and then I never show up, they wanna scam so I’m gonna scam them back